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[rain falling]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[man] I had several million dollars
in a duffle bag
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and had to go and see a bunch
of low-life Russian mobsters
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who would most likely
cut my throat, take the money,
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and kill an innocent kid
just for sport.
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It doesn't get any worse than this.
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But I had no one
to blame but myself.
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I'm the one who put myself
and my family in this situation.
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See, life's all about choices,
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choices we keep telling
ourselves are for the greater good.
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But somewhere deep inside,
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we know they'll lead
to a place like this.
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And it wasn't greed
or ego that got me here.
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I'm here because of what
I had a hand in creating.
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It wasn't something that would change
the world for the better,
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it wasn't something that would
put me in the history books,
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make me a household name
or get me a statue in a park.
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But I did have a hand in creating
the greatest invention of our time.
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I inadvertently changed
the world as we know it.
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My name is Jack Harris and I figured out
a better way for guys to jerk off.
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[up-tempo music playing]
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Never in the history of the world
have the merchants of obscenity
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had available to them the modern
facilities for disseminating this filth.
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[Jack] Men have been jerking off
since the beginning of time.
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I mean, it's no secret.
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Jimmy, I got your...
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[wailing] Oh, my God!
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[Jack]
Why is this mother yelling at her kid?
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She should know better.
Men are always thinking about sex.
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About every ten seconds some sick,
perverted, degenerate thought
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goes through a man's mind.
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From the very moment a man figures out
his hand can reach his dick...
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...he's figuring out
a new way to pull on it.
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But what this country has truly lost
is its moral fiber.
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Now, years ago, we had
heroes for our children.
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[Jack]
This should come as no big surprise.
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Every guy, gay or straight,
prince, pauper, kings,
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heads of state, even presidents,
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every last one of them is sneaking off
somewhere and whacking it.
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This is the space shuttle.
It costs $450 million
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every time it's launched by
Uncle Sam and your tax dollars.
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Guess what's on it?
A billion dollar satellite.
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And why do you think they're
launching that thing?
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It's all part of the Internet.
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But if you think it has anything to do
with helping your kids learn,
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or Daddy reading stats on Tiger Woods,
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or Mommy and Grandma learning how
to bake the perfect chocolate cake,
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then you're out of your mind.
Just follow the money.
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The porn industry takes in over
$57 billion a year worldwide,
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with no one ever admitting
that they watch.
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This is going on every second
of every day, all over the world.
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Gone are the days of trips to seedy
bookstores in the dead of night.
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Or hiding in the adult section
of your local video store.
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Or waiting for a plain
brown paper-wrapped package
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- to come in the mail.
- [modem dialing]
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Whatever you want to see is there
in your home or office, 24 hours a day.
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And it's ready when you are.
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Discretely, privately,
and in whatever flavor you choose.
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[camera shutters clicking]
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Pure Americana.
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No matter how many times I keep
rolling this over in my head,
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I keep asking myself the same question:
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How the hell did I let
things go this far?
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Not that long ago,
things seemed so simple.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
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- What you got for me?
- I got you a little of everything.
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- Looks good.
- I'm starved.
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Me, too.
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Hm... I can always tell your
fried chicken from everybody else's.
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- Is that right?
- What's the secret?
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A chef doesn't divulge her secrets.
You know that.
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You can tell me.
It's not like I'm a stranger.
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You marry me, I'll tell you.
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[giggling]
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Give me your hand.
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Diana...
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...will you marry me?
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- Pepper.
- Huh?
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Pepper. [laughs]
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Pepper what? That's the secret?
Are you kidding me?
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- Sorry you signed your life away?
- No.
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[Jack] I was one of those guys living
in a Norman Rockwell painting.
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And looking back, I had no idea
how happy I really was.
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Now across the gulf of space and time,
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on another planet called Los Angeles,
California, two men were about to
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have a conversation that would
change the path of my life forever.
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[car alarm blaring]
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Hey, how do you sleep
in a chair like that?
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What?
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How do you sleep
in a fucking chair like that?
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Do you mean how do I sleep
with all your fucking noise over there?
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You know there's nothing
to jack off to on the Internet?
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[groaning]
Watch a video, you degenerate.
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Oh, I'm a degenerate?
I'm a degenerate?
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You're the one who bought
all the videos in the first place
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- and I'm a degenerate?
- You've watched these 100 times.
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That's why you need new shit.
Yeah, you're a fucking degenerate.
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Fuck you.
Don't get all high and mighty.
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Fuck me? Fuck you!
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Why don't you stop
smoking all these cigarettes
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and doing all this fucking coke!
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I gotta work in the morning
and I can't sleep
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- choking on all this fucking smoke!
- You smoke, you asshole!
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[yelling]
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Not when I'm sleeping.
And clean this place up.
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It's like living
in a fucking toxic waste dump!
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Oh, great. Now I get to live
with Martha fuckin' Stewart here?
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If I was Martha fucking Stewart,
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you'd be jerkin' off in front of me
all fuckin' day, you fuckin' loser!
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Don't call me a loser.
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Don't call me a fucking loser, bitch.
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- You're a fucking loser.
- Don't call me a loser!
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- Take it back!
- Don't you square off with me!
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- I will kick your ass!
- Take it back!
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[grunting]
You son of a bitch!
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- Take it back!
- Fucking...
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[Jack] What these two idiots don't know
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is that they're less than a year away
from being worth millions
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and millions of dollars.
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And turning the Internet
into what it is today.
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Maybe I should go back even further.
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Buck Dolby moved out to LA
only a couple of months earlier
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to join Wayne Beering.
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These two were childhood friends,
and like everybody else,
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were trying to figure out a way
to make it big and get rich.
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The only problem was that
they had no plan whatsoever
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on how to make their dream come true.
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Who could guess that would be
the perfect recipe for success?
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As I was flying in here,
I noticed there was so much haze.
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How do you deal with all this smog?
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Oh, yeah, I don't really
go out that much.
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Well, you have a job.
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No, I've been collecting disability,
but it runs out in a few weeks.
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- You hurt yourself?
- No, I fell.
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- I told them I was gonna sue.
- What are you gonna do?
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Oh, I don't know, but I feel
I'm on the verge of something.
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Yeah? Me, too! I feel like
I'm on the verge of something.
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It's like I got these ideas.
They just keep rushing at me.
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- Yeah.
- Like idea after idea after idea.
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- It's like this waterfall.
- Yeah, it's like a cascade.
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- Yeah, like...
- Yeah.
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[Jack] Like I said, they were idiots.
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Well, that's not exactly true.
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Believe it or not,
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Buck was some kind of big-shot
rocket scientist at the age of22.
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He apparently has an IQ of 187,
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although you'd never know it
talking to the guy.
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Buck's favorite thing in the world to do
was spending weekends at NASA,
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getting coked to the gills
and floating in space.
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- Needless to say, he got fired.
- [buzzing]
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- Sit. Sit. Sit.
- [dog barking]
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From what I understand,
Wayne was a terrific veterinarian.
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He even taught some classes.
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- Who's the doctor here, you or me?
- You are, but...
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The only problem was that he started
performing unnecessary surgeries
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to ensure a steady supply
of canine barbiturates.
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That pretty much ended
Wayne's career as a veterinarian.
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- Good to see you, man.
- Yeah.
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Do we have any, like, hook-up or like,
what's the gack situation?
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- Dealer's coming over tonight.
- Oh.
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[Jack] Now, I found out
a friend of mine in LA
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who owned a night club was sick
and he couldn't work.
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Apparently his family needed my help.
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- Is he all right?
- Yeah, but he can't work for a while.
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Susan called. She wanted to know
if you'd go out to LA for a few weeks,
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help straighten out his business.
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I spoke to a lawyer out there,
a guy named Jerry Haggerty.
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He says the place could be
a real gold mine, baby,
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but if you don't get out there soon,
that's it.
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They're gonna lose everything.
I'm talking the lot.
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[Jack] I didn't want to leave my family
in Houston. We were happy.
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Like everybody else,
we were mortgaged to the hilt,
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had credit card debt and were constantly
struggling to make ends meet.
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Not a great place to be with a family.
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Besides, babe...
you're good at fixing messes.
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Thanks, honey.
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She was right. If I had one talent,
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it was fixing problems, problems nobody
thought could be fixed.
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I first learned I had this talent
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several years ago, while I was
working for one of my dad's buddies
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in the construction business.
This guy's name was Louie La La.
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He was the leg-breaker
for a local crime boss.
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Louie just loved what he did.
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If he had a choice between being
President of the United States
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and breaking somebody's legs...
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- All right.
- ...guess what job he'd pick?
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Let's go knee cap this Irish fuck
and get something to eat.
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- Knee cap?
- Yeah.
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Take a bat, couple of good hits,
the guy wises up real quick.
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I wonder if you were to just,
you know, talk to the guy
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and find out what happened.
He wouldn't not pay you, right?
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I think maybe if you were
to just speak to the guy...
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Kid!
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- I am done speaking to this prick.
- I'm sorry.
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I know you just wanna
get your money, right?
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That's all you want,
is just get the money?
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- [chuckling]
- Yeah.
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Hurry up, before I change my mind.
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- I'm sorry?
- You got two minutes to get my money.
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After that, somebody's
getting his knees broke.
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He should have been a cowboy
or something. He's more suited.
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[Jack] So now I go inside the bar
and I meet this guy, Morgan.
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He was scared and with good reason.
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All right, I got problems, too.
You know?
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Last couple of projects I built, I...
I got jammed up, you know?
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So I had to go to Louie
which is the last fuckin' thing
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I wanted to do, you know?
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And now I'm waiting to go
to the fuckin' hospital. Why? Huh?
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Because I owe? I mean, it's not
like I cheated or I stole or anything.
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Just stop, all right, for a second?
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Do me a favor.
Just let's focus on why we're here.
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I mean, obviously when
you borrowed this money,
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you had to have had a plan on how
you were gonna pay it back, right?
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Let's just figure out what went wrong
and maybe I can get you out of this. OK?
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Talk to me.
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All right, if I...
if I had a building permit,
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I could get the work
and pay him by the end of the day.
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And how's that?
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I could borrow money in a few seconds
if I had a building permit.
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- I don't have a building permit.
- A building permit?
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Yeah. I need a fucking building permit.
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Not this time. Batter up.
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Hey, hold on, Louie.
Now, you got friends downtown, right?
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I got friends all over the place.
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OK, well, this guy says if he
can just get a building permit
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he'll have your money
by the end of the day.
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He wants me to do what?
What do I look like, a permiteer?
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Look, do we want to get the money
or do we want to break this guy's legs?
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I say we get the money, you know?
232
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,581
I'm in a quandary.
233
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,376
[Jack] I learned that day you can
negotiate your way out of anything.
234
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,337
You just had to find
some common ground.
235
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,005
This is how you learn.
236
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,968
So I was on my way to
Los Angeles to help my friend,
237
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,763
a choice I made out
of financial necessity,
238
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:46,725
and one that would set in motion a chain
of events I never could have imagined.
239
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,352
Now about the same time,
240
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,688
Buck had to get a job
in LA to help pay the rent.
241
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,573
Buck may have suffered
through the day,
242
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,117
but at night,
he and Wayne came alive
243
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,537
and began working on their masterplan
to take over the world.
244
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,248
I am listening to you. [sniffing]
I am listening. I am listening.
245
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,001
What good is the Internet for
if it's not entertaining?
246
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,088
You know, there's nothing new.
There's... there's no variety.
247
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:19,049
I wanna see some hot porn.
What I'm seeing over here is boring.
248
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,884
What I'm seeing over here
is redundant.
249
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,427
What I'm seeing over here
is bullshit.
250
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,762
What's your fucking point? Just...
251
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,597
My point is we take some
pictures from a magazine
252
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,641
we scan them, we upload them
and we make a little money.
253
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:31,770
This has a lot of potential for you
getting really rich. [chuckling]
254
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,440
- Are you making fun of me?
- Let me get this straight.
255
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,275
- You go to the website...
- Are you making fun of me?
256
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,402
No, no, no.
257
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:41,279
You start your thing, right?
You finish, you clean yourself off,
258
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,657
you go to the filing cabinet,
take out your checkbook,
259
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,117
- write your check.
- No, it's like a subscription.
260
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,910
- Like a subscription to a magazine.
- Oh, really?
261
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,870
People do that all the time.
They send in checks.
262
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,789
Or go to the bank
and get a money order?
263
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,124
Call in their credit cards.
264
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,126
Who the fuck is gonna give you
their credit card?
265
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,460
- I don't know.
- Punch in the numbers?
266
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,588
- Why are you being so negative?!
- I'm not being negative!
267
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,424
There is no program for that.
268
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,217
People do it with magazines
all the time.
269
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,302
You swipe your credit card
in the fucking computer?
270
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,930
No, you dial it in. It's zeros and ones.
271
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,517
- Why are you being so negative?
- There is no program for this.
272
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,437
You punch in your numbers
on the fucking credit...
273
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,777
What's wrong with that?
274
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:26,867
What are you doing?
275
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,994
- Do not interrupt me for 15 minutes.
- OK.
276
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,663
[Jack] Being a rocket scientist
had its advantages.
277
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,332
Within 15 minutes,
Buck had written the program
278
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,420
that is the standard today
for any online credit card transaction.
279
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:43,008
A technology that Visa, MasterCard
and Amazon had yet to develop.
280
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,343
So I hooked a buzzer up.
281
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,679
Every time we make a sale,
the buzzer will go off.
282
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,348
- How much you wanna charge for it?
- Ten dollars.
283
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,144
Why don't you make it $9.99?
284
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,147
Psychologically,
it makes people feel better.
285
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:03,820
OK.
286
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,699
[Jack] So three or four days go by,
not a single buzzer.
287
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:11,203
My guess is they almost forgot
they even bothered to do this.
288
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,206
And then...
289
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,166
[buzzing noise]
290
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,593
Did I just hear right?
291
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,890
Yeah, we just made $9.99.
292
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,060
At 4:15 in the morning?
293
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:38,146
Oh, God, the guy's gotta be
a pervert just like you.
294
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,732
You don't know that. This guy
could be on the East Coast
295
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:44,152
or in Europe somewhere,
where it's night.
296
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:48,615
This guy could be anywhere.
This is the World Wide Web, dumb-ass.
297
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,079
[buzzer]
298
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,415
You're not fucking
with that thing, are you?
299
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,961
- No, man. Those are subscribers.
- [buzzer continues, repeating]
300
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,088
We're getting rich.
301
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,423
[buzzer]
302
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,718
- [buzzer]
- Great.
303
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,303
How much are we up to?
304
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,222
Sir, I will be with you in a minute.
305
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,432
We passed the $2,000 mark
about a half hour ago.
306
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,102
- That's fucking amazing.
- [Wayne] Yeah, fucko.
307
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,187
All right, look, so I've
got this thing set up
308
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:22,399
so that we can tell what pics we're
selling based on the sound, all right?
309
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,609
- So the buzzer is the trailer trash.
- [buzzer]
310
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,987
- The chime is for the women over 40.
- [chiming]
311
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,446
- The whistle...
- [whistle sound]
312
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,073
...is for all the big titty stuff.
And the bells...
313
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,242
- [bell dinging]
- ...are for the ass-fucking housewives,
314
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,119
- which is what you want.
- Why a whistle?
315
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,453
What do you mean?
316
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,998
Why the whistle for the big titty stuff?
317
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,458
I don't know,
I just thought that, you know,
318
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,420
when you see a woman walking down
the street with big tits, you whistle.
319
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,881
No, that's stupid. The bells
should be for the big titty stuff
320
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,967
- because tits are like bells.
- Tits are like bells? Since when?
321
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,136
- Yeah. Just change it.
- No, I'm not gonna change it.
322
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,138
Just fuckin' change it.
The tits should be for the bells.
323
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,306
The bells should be for the tits.
324
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,474
And the ass-fuckin' housewives
should be whistles?
325
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,476
- Yeah, what is wrong with that?
- That's stupid!
326
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,396
It's not stupid. When you stick
your dick in a chick's ass...
327
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,357
- She what? She whistles?
- Motherfucker!
328
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,944
[Jack] Idiots. Two grown men
rolling around on the floor,
329
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,322
fighting over bells
and whistles like children.
330
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,907
Motherfucker! [screaming]
331
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,451
Me? I didn't have that kind of luxury.
332
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,995
I was too busy in LA
setting up the nightclub.
333
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,040
My best friend James
came out to give me a hand.
334
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,000
It was pretty clear to us
that getting the place up and running
335
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:25,670
was gonna be an uphill battle.
But, like any other business,
336
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,965
we figured hard work and determination
would lead to success.
337
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,508
- Cheers.
- Good morning.
338
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,053
- [bell dinging, buzzing]
- [Buck] Am I hearing money?
339
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,973
[effects overlapping, repeating]
340
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,729
Seems like ass-fucking
housewives is a big hit.
341
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,648
[whistle, bell ringing]
342
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,400
[effects continue, overlapping]
343
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,990
- We're past the $7,000 mark.
- Are you shitting me?
344
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,284
No, but I'm getting complaints
we need new content.
345
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,203
Why don't we just
buy some more magazines?
346
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,164
No, no, no. I think we need
to come up with some fresh stuff.
347
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,169
- Some stuff of our own.
- Oh, yeah?
348
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,797
How do you plan on doing that?
349
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,133
[heavy metal music plays]
350
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,315
Remember the game plan.
Remember the game plan.
351
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,442
[Jack] Buck and Wayne were
about to walk into a place
352
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,736
they didn't know
was owned by Nikita Sokoloff,
353
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,489
the head of the Russian mob
on the West Coast.
354
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,993
These two idiots were about to get
a lot more than they bargained for.
355
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,369
Hey, great to see you, man.
356
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,414
We wanted to know
if your boss was around.
357
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,540
We'd like to talk to him.
358
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,583
We've got a business proposition
we'd like to discuss.
359
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,628
- What is it?
- Well, we'd like to talk to your boss
360
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,256
or whoever owns this establishment.
This place is great.
361
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,675
- Not interested.
- Actually, I think your boss
362
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,385
would be really interested
in what we have to say.
363
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,262
[speaking Russian]
364
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,638
Hey, hey, we've got to...
365
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,056
Whoa!
366
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,225
- You OK?
- Whoa.
367
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,936
- What's going on here, man?
- Come on, there's other clubs in town.
368
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,938
Relax. Let's get outta here.
369
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,690
What the fuck
are you looking at, bitch?
370
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,359
I've fucked guys like you in prison!
371
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,696
Come on, motherfucker!
Make my fucking day, bitch!
372
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,073
What the fuck are you doing?
373
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,117
OK, all right, all right!
374
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,703
Come on! I'm not fucking going...
375
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,997
- [grunting]
- [men speaking Russian]
376
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,505
- [chatter in Russian]
- [Wayne grunting]
377
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,965
[speaking Russian]
378
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,847
Who the fuck are you,
379
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,600
to come into my place
380
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,310
and talk this kind of shit?
381
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,645
I'm telling you, we have
really good intentions, sir.
382
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,481
Look, what you need
to do is chill out and...
383
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,775
Shut up! Shut up.
384
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,611
I chill out...
385
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,783
- Put a bullet in your fucking brain.
- Oh, shit!
386
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,201
[yelling]
387
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,080
Why are you here?
388
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:11,544
We just wanted to take pictures
of your girls naked
389
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,340
and put 'em on the Internet
and split the profits with you.
390
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,430
Why you not say this?
391
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:25,892
[speaking Russian]
392
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,022
Hey, hey, where are you going?
393
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,024
Come, come, come.
394
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,945
Come.
395
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,281
I told you we have
the best intentions.
396
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,868
- I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!
- Relax.
397
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,206
[Jack] Within the hour,
Buck and Wayne actually believed
398
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,458
they were best friends
with the Russian mob.
399
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,211
They made a deal to give them
25 percent of their business
400
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,130
and to be partners for life.
401
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,757
Only I don't think they
quite understood the nuances
402
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,260
of being partners
with the Russian mob.
403
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,222
The next day, they run around
the strip club with a camera,
404
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,890
gathering video for their site.
405
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,600
Watch out, coming through.
406
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,061
We're gonna walk now,
but don't look at the camera.
407
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,729
Now!
408
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,872
[Jack] Within a half a day,
Buck and Wayne were convinced
409
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,916
they were George Lucas
and Steven Spielberg.
410
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,514
Their website took off like a rocket.
411
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,434
They had to buy a new server
to handle all the business.
412
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:52,604
The mail, it was piling up and
they hadn't even begun to open it.
413
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,440
These two morons had no idea
what they'd created,
414
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,276
and even less of a clue
as to how to operate a business.
415
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,279
Within days, they were
working around the clock.
416
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,991
Don't dump the mail
on the coffee table! Get out!
417
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:09,454
The server's not gonna be here
for another four days. Fucking God!
418
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,707
I can't do this by myself.
You gotta quit your job, man.
419
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:15,710
[screaming]
420
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,467
You're fired, you son of a bitch!
421
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,135
You're fired!
422
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:29,474
- Well, the server problem's solved.
- You steal this?
423
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,143
[Wayne] No, I opened the mail.
There were checks in there, dude.
424
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,311
[Buck] What?
425
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,230
[Wayne] They weren't bills, man.
We're going to Vegas!
426
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:38,942
[Jack] So Buck and Wayne headed east
to the great city of Las Vegas,
427
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,860
to the land of hopes and dreams.
428
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:45,240
In less than a month, their business
was making about $25,000 a day.
429
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,992
More money than either one
of them could have imagined.
430
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,994
It should have been perfect.
431
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,665
But somehow, they'd figure
a way to screw it all up.
432
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,504
Now, for me, what started out as
helping a friend for a couple of weeks
433
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,506
had turned into a full-time business.
434
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,175
In no time at all,
we turned the place around.
435
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,636
James and I hit the streets,
promoted the club,
436
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,181
held events and before you knew it
there were lines going down the block,
437
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,767
and every night we
were packed to the rafters.
438
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,603
The thing is,
when you do good for someone,
439
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,273
they want you to fix
all their other problems.
440
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,276
There's always just
one more problem to fix.
441
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:24,529
I'm not sure yet. Believe me, I wish I
could be there, I just can't right now.
442
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,364
[Diana]
I know you're working hard. I just...
443
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,700
I feel like you're
missing so much, you know?
444
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:30,326
I know. Believe me, I know.
445
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:34,038
Hey, maybe I could sneak out
to LA for the weekend?
446
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,207
No, don't do that.
I'm actually in Vegas.
447
00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:39,335
- Vegas? What for?
- Jerry Haggerty invited me out here.
448
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:40,712
Oh, God, Jack.
449
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,631
That creepy lawyer from the club?
He is nothing but trouble.
450
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,217
He's got some business venture
he wants to talk to me about.
451
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:47,885
If it wasn't for him,
I wouldn't have the club,
452
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:50,388
and that's turned out better than OK.
I mean, it saved my ass, honey.
453
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:53,474
He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg,
that one. You just be careful.
454
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:57,228
OK. I'll...
I'll just have a few laughs maybe.
455
00:23:57,395 --> 00:24:00,148
What starts with laughter
ends in tears, big guy.
456
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:03,276
- I love you, OK? Bye.
- I love you, baby.
457
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,946
This fucking pro tells me, "Jerry,
you have to learn to hook the ball
458
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,407
because every great player
fights a hook."
459
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:12,327
Well, I'll tell you what,
I damn sure learned,
460
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,829
'cause everything I hit's
in the fucking woods.
461
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:18,499
Yeah, five strokes on my handicap.
[chuckling]
462
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,128
Well, besides your golf game,
it seems like you're doing pretty well.
463
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,339
Oh, my God, I'm doing great, Jack.
464
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:28,426
I mean, for a guy who doesn't litigate
and refuses to wear a tie.
465
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:32,096
But I have some great, great ideas.
466
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,432
So, what kind of deal
do you have for me?
467
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,561
Well, I gotta tell you this story.
I mean, you won't believe it.
468
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,605
[Jerry]
I get a call from a friend of mine
469
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:43,441
that there are these two guys holed up
in their suite at the Hard Rock,
470
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,276
in need of some legal advice.
471
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,862
They used my body like
a fucking bowling ball!
472
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:51,616
They started this business, but have
no idea what the fuck they're doing.
473
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,662
Now, a couple of months ago,
they make a whole bunch of money,
474
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,331
and they come out to Vegas.
They start partying for weeks,
475
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,376
and, from what I understand,
they go through a pound of blow,
476
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,003
- hit every hooker in town and...
- [speaking foreign language]
477
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,506
You know, basically
just pissed everything away.
478
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:11,386
- So who are their partners?
- A couple of Russian guys from LA...
479
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,805
- Nikita something.
- Sokoloff?
480
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,975
Yeah, I think that sounds about right.
You know him?
481
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:21,270
I mean, I know of him.
He's supposed to be a lunatic.
482
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,897
Yeah?
483
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,191
[up-tempo song playing]
484
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,485
- Party over.
- [yelling]
485
00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:29,612
You new here? What's your name?
486
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:32,156
[Jerry] They were kicking the shit
out of these two numb-nuts
487
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,326
because they couldn't pay up
like they were supposed to.
488
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:39,163
- So beautiful.
- [grunting]
489
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:42,667
- Why are afraid of me?
- [yelling, gurgling]
490
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,669
So, what kind of business is it?
491
00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:47,046
That's the best part.
492
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,882
Seems like these two morons,
493
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,177
what they did was they collected
a bunch of these dirty pictures
494
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:54,595
and they put them on the Internet.
495
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,681
I'm telling you,
within a couple of months,
496
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,850
they make over a million dollars.
497
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:04,772
Yeah, it's just the thing is,
I got a wife, I have children.
498
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,983
I have no interest in getting involved
499
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,693
in the porn industry,
you know what I'm saying?
500
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:11,404
I got it, but let me ask you a question.
501
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:18,536
Steve Wynn, Barron Hilton,
are they pornographers?
502
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,830
- No. Why?
- Know why?
503
00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:25,543
Because they got that shit playing on
every TV in every one of their rooms.
504
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:29,630
You can't name a hotel chain that
doesn't make a ton of money off porn.
505
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:33,050
- I mean, are they pornographers?
- I mean, I see what you're saying.
506
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,970
Well, but I'm not asking you
to make a porn movie.
507
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,973
I'm just asking you to straighten out
a business situation.
508
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,392
[Jack] Haggerty, he always had an angle.
509
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,394
He was probably looking
to steal the business
510
00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:45,855
as soon as I straightened
out the Russian problem.
511
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,232
If this was real
and I was going to be involved,
512
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,193
Haggerty couldn't be a part of it.
513
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,070
...make a little money!
514
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:58,075
He had Feds all over him for some scam
he'd run and he stunk of desperation.
515
00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,578
- Welcome back to the Hard Rock, Jack.
- How you doing? Thanks.
516
00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:02,997
- What suite?
- The Penthouse.
517
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:06,375
From what Haggerty told me, I knew
there was a lot of money in this deal
518
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:10,087
and that was good. The money
was in porn, and that was bad.
519
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:13,174
Why I even knocked on the door
is beyond me.
520
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:21,557
How you doing? Jack Harris.
521
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,184
- Buck Dolby.
- May I?
522
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:24,352
- Please.
- Thanks.
523
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:31,734
- Why are you here?! Who sent you?
- I'm sorry, Jack. I'm sorry.
524
00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,611
- Why are you here?
- No, no, no, he's OK.
525
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:36,155
How do you know what they look like?
This is not what we agreed on!
526
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:39,075
This is not what we talked about.
He's not part of the circle!
527
00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:41,619
This is part of the agreement
because I checked him out.
528
00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,830
Yeah, bullshit!
I know why you're here!
529
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,790
Look, we gotta get the fuck
out of here right now.
530
00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:50,002
- OK, just... Shh! I'll deal with him.
- Gotta get the fuck outta here.
531
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:53,548
- He seems high-strung. Should...
- I'm sorry. He's off the rails here.
532
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:56,634
Hey, hey! I got my eyes on you, bitch!
533
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,303
[Buck] Thank you for coming.
Would you like a drink?
534
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:00,471
[Jack] I'm OK.
535
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:03,641
First and foremost,
I would like to apologize
536
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:06,561
for the cleanliness
and hygiene of this hotel suite.
537
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,312
- Don't worry about it.
- Oh, man.
538
00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,231
You know, he's been up
for five straight days.
539
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:13,276
I called a doctor...
He won't let anybody up.
540
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,070
You gotta get out of here right now,
but you can't use that front door.
541
00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:17,780
Why don't we try and get
some food in him, OK?
542
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:20,992
- I'm gonna give room service a call.
- We're afraid we're gonna get cracked.
543
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,328
- You mean whacked by the Russians?
- Yeah, yeah.
544
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,789
I gotta tell you something
about myself you don't know, OK?
545
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,876
I'm a multi, multi, multi-millionaire.
I'm an American entrepreneur.
546
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,837
The irony right now is that
I feel like an anaphylactic polar bear
547
00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:35,840
with a bunny rabbit shoved up his ass.
I'm not gonna explain it to you.
548
00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:37,842
It's just that thing, money,
money, money, money.
549
00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:39,594
Everybody's trying to get
to that bunny rabbit.
550
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,013
We owe them a considerable
amount of money.
551
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,223
- I understand.
- But we figured what's the rush, right?
552
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,350
I mean, we're all friends.
I mean, I'm half responsible
553
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,394
for the substance abuse indulgency
554
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,355
and that's part of the problem
that we overlooked.
555
00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:55,109
Here's the thing. I know for a fact that
man back there is posing as a doctor,
556
00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:58,613
when the truth is, there's five guys
out front with a black hood,
557
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:01,782
they're waiting to kidnap me. They
wanna take me to liquefy my accounts
558
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,034
and they're gonna shoot me
in the head,
559
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,702
- [gunshot]
- execution-style.
560
00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:06,120
I'm not gonna let that happen to you.
561
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,040
They made their presence felt
about five days ago,
562
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,293
where they kicked the shit out of us.
I mean, they bum-jacked us pretty good.
563
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:17,465
I mean, they got my eye, as you can see,
but, like, they really hurt Wayne.
564
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:18,841
[grunting]
565
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,886
- They hurt him real bad.
- Listen, here's the thing.
566
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,764
You can take me, but I'm not
gonna let you take River Dancer.
567
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:27,308
She stays, all right? All right?
568
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,226
Listen, listen...
569
00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,520
- Do you see what I'm dealing with?
- Tell you what.
570
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:35,149
Let me try and get her out of here.
You look after him. We'll go from there.
571
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,817
- That sounds good.
- I love you.
572
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:39,070
- I love you. I do.
- No, you don't.
573
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,696
- Don't touch me.
- I love you.
574
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,491
- No, you don't. No, you don't.
- Yes, I do. I do.
575
00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:46,535
- You do?
- I do. I do.
576
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,663
Look, I love this guy
like a brother, all right?
577
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,247
I mean, I hate him, but I love him.
578
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,751
[crying] Rachel, you remind,
you remind me of my mother.
579
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,419
Yeah? My name's Jessie.
580
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,421
Yeah, my mother's name was Brenda.
581
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:59,006
Oh, you know you can't go there, Wayne.
582
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:00,925
- That's not good.
- She used to hit me out of my skin.
583
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,010
Come on, come on,
come on, let's sit here.
584
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:05,388
Hey, why don't you grab your stuff?
I'm gonna get you out here, is that OK?
585
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,932
- [sniffling] I need to get paid.
- Sure. I'll take care of that.
586
00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:11,811
- Whoa, you've got a halo on your head.
- Just look at my eyes.
587
00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:15,189
Yeah. I don't wanna believe
in the circle anymore.
588
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:19,902
He seems to be doing a little better.
How do you feel?
589
00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,488
- I've had a couple days rest.
- Is your eye OK?
590
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:23,781
It's OK, but...
591
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,908
You just gotta take care
of the Russians.
592
00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:29,620
I don't gotta do anything, OK? I just
want to understand what's going on.
593
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,497
I want to figure out
what you two did right.
594
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:34,917
Obviously it was something because you
made a million bucks in two months.
595
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,628
I already know what you did wrong,
you didn't pay off your partners.
596
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:41,966
But so far as I can tell, you guys have
a solid idea, you just got overwhelmed.
597
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:45,261
You got in over your head. And maybe
you don't know how to run a business.
598
00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:47,471
- But you do, right?
- Yeah, I do.
599
00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:49,223
Well, will you do that for us?
600
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:52,435
Look, I have no interest
in making a living creating porn.
601
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:55,229
I have a family.
I don't wanna be a pornographer.
602
00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:59,483
So if I come on board, I want this to
be a legit business. A hundred percent.
603
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,485
I understand.
I couldn't agree with you more.
604
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:02,987
So now, you guys can help me.
605
00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:05,656
You two have figured out a way
to take a credit card
606
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:08,075
from somebody anywhere in the world,
607
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:10,411
and deliver a product
anywhere in the world,
608
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:12,705
and neither side ever sees each other?
609
00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,582
- That's correct.
- And that was your idea?
610
00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:17,251
- Yeah.
- Well, that's a great one.
611
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:19,128
And that's a way
to make money long term.
612
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,505
We just need to figure out
a way to facilitate a transaction
613
00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:22,673
between the two parties.
614
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,675
That's where I lost you.
What do you mean by that?
615
00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:27,386
- I don't understand this bullshit.
- All right.
616
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:32,058
Imagine you got a basement...
anywhere in the world.
617
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,768
Down in this basement,
you got a couple guys
618
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,686
with cameras and some girls.
619
00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,438
How about they're Asian girls?
620
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:40,357
Fine, Asian girls.
Are you with me so far?
621
00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:44,320
[Jack] Imagine you're a guy that likes
to watch Asian girls online.
622
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:45,863
Are you gonna give
your credit card number
623
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:47,907
to some pornographer in Thailand?
624
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,993
And what would it show up as
on your credit card statement?
625
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,537
The divorce rate is high enough
in this country,
626
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,748
without wives opening up
the monthly statement
627
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,167
and seeing that their husband
bought something like
628
00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:00,377
FilthyAsianWhores.com.
629
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,881
We could have hundreds of sites,
630
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,550
maybe even thousands,
all under some nondescript name?
631
00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:08,886
Exactly, and if I'm a customer
632
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,138
and I get my credit card statement
at the end of the month
633
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,307
- and it says something like...
- BigTits.com.
634
00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:15,392
Right. I might have
buyer's remorse because
635
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:18,813
my wife's not gonna be very happy,
but if it says something like...
636
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,856
- ...24/7 Billing Company...
- I like that.
637
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,692
...nobody knows what that means.
It's safer for everybody involved.
638
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,445
It's a win/win situation.
The consumer gets what they want,
639
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,030
the content provider get what they want,
640
00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:30,741
and we make ten percent
by handling the transaction.
641
00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:32,243
We're just the middle men.
642
00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:36,747
So we take a cut from the people that
are already out there making this stuff,
643
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,415
- wherever they are.
- Right.
644
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,334
Oh, my God!
645
00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:45,381
That's... that's limitless.
646
00:32:45,548 --> 00:32:47,591
I mean, that is
an insane amount of money
647
00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:49,510
- we're talking about right now.
- Potentially.
648
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:53,097
It could have no downside. I mean,
except for your Russian partners.
649
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:54,974
Yeah.
650
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:58,394
OK, so how do you think
Haggerty fits in?
651
00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:00,187
Um...
652
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:04,316
- I'm not so sure about Haggerty.
- Why? He put us together.
653
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,861
I mean, that'd be kind of shitty
to cut him out now, don't you think?
654
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,780
Haggerty's gonna be
indicted any minute now, OK?
655
00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:12,116
He's got federal agents all
over him pretty much all the time.
656
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:13,284
That's the truth.
657
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,869
He didn't tell us
he was gonna be charged.
658
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,455
Yeah, well, I just think this business
is questionable as it is,
659
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,792
and it would be unwise to team up
with somebody who is under indictment,
660
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,712
unless you want Feds all over you, too,
which I don't think you do.
661
00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:27,923
No. I think what you're saying
makes sense. I just feel...
662
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:31,927
I don't know, not right about it.
You know? The guy's saving our life.
663
00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:37,600
Yeah, well, I'd be the one
dealing with the Russians, OK?
664
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:41,395
It wouldn't be Haggerty.
It would be me. I'd be the one at risk.
665
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:45,232
[Jack]
The next morning, I flew back to LA.
666
00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:49,153
I made a deal with Buck and Wayne that
we wouldn't provide a frame of content.
667
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,155
We were just gonna be the middle men.
668
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:54,450
And then I did the right thing.
I took care of Haggerty
669
00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:56,744
after pulling a favor from
my buddy at the Hard Rock.
670
00:33:56,911 --> 00:34:00,247
- So, what's this?
- That's $200,000. Now, you're out.
671
00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:02,082
Wait a... wait a minute.
Excuse me. I'm out?
672
00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:03,542
Yeah. These guys are lunatics.
673
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,377
Wanna take care of them?
Gimme the money back.
674
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,755
- Wait a minute. Just hold it.
- What's it gonna be, Jerry?
675
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:12,134
Nice. I'll... I'll take the money.
676
00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:13,844
- Yeah? Great.
- I'll take it, yeah.
677
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,348
After I had Haggerty taken care of,
678
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,850
I had Buck and Wayne
have the Russians call me.
679
00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:21,852
They said they owed $400,000,
680
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:25,689
so I pulled 450 to avoid
any bad feelings in the future.
681
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:28,025
The deal was, I'd be out in a year.
682
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:30,361
I figured with the potential
of the business,
683
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:33,364
I'd make enough money in that time
to provide for my family
684
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,324
for the rest of our lives.
685
00:34:35,491 --> 00:34:38,827
Within an hour, some big
Russian named Ivan was at my door.
686
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,085
Ivan, Jack Harris.
687
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,798
Can I get you a drink or anything?
688
00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:52,675
I'm not here to socialize.
689
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,802
OK, I'm just trying to be friendly.
690
00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:56,845
I'm not your fucking friend.
Where's my money?
691
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:59,807
Your money?
I thought this was Nikita's money.
692
00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:04,395
My uncle. Family money, our money,
that these two shitheads owe to us.
693
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,772
You pay this to me, or...
694
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:11,902
...maybe I take little boy
on boat trip, huh?
695
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:24,498
[chuckling]
Or... maybe I speak out of turn.
696
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,919
Let's... let's focus on why we're here.
697
00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:34,258
Here's the cash. Feel free to count it.
It's all there.
698
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,930
That's everything they owe you,
plus 50 for your troubles.
699
00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:42,558
OK. OK, this is good.
700
00:35:42,725 --> 00:35:45,227
This is good. We make deal.
701
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,024
- No!
- Fuck! James! Jesus.
702
00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:53,861
He threatened Michael.
I couldn't let that go.
703
00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:58,490
Good punch. Boom.
704
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,451
It's good. Good, very good.
705
00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,745
Now, everybody is friends.
706
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,121
Come, come, come.
707
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:08,667
It's OK. No, no, no.
No, no. Come on. It's OK.
708
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,882
You come, we drink. Huh?
What, you don't drink?
709
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:17,468
[chuckling] Boom. Boom.
710
00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:23,974
Could you do me a favor,
call your uncle first.
711
00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:26,477
Just let him know everything's settled.
712
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:30,647
It is not necessary.
I am happy, he is happy.
713
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,775
No, I understand.
It's just, it's a lot of money.
714
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,735
I'm sure he'd like to know
that it's been collected.
715
00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:37,780
And I know it would help my partners
sleep a little easier at night.
716
00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:43,327
- Thanks. I'll pour you a drink.
- [buttons beeping]
717
00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:52,419
It is machine.
718
00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:54,671
I'll give him a try later. Thanks.
719
00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:01,178
[Ivan] Where is he? Huh?
720
00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:06,350
You, you. Look at you. I like you.
721
00:37:06,517 --> 00:37:12,106
I like you. You, you make me laugh.
[chuckling]
722
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,525
Look, look at him.
723
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:17,903
He is like puppy. [slurring] Puppy.
[choking]
724
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,033
[all exclaiming]
725
00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:28,789
Jesus Christ. Fuck, is he dead?
726
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:31,875
You're not a doctor,
maybe he's not dead!
727
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,253
I'm not a doctor, but I can tell
you this motherfucker's dead.
728
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,671
How fucking hard
did you punch him?
729
00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:38,048
I don't know, Jack. I punched
him like I always punch 'em.
730
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:44,721
- I'm sorry, Jack.
- You're a murderer.
731
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,182
What are we gonna do now?
732
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:51,854
[grunting]
733
00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:26,346
What are we gonna do?
734
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:30,684
We're not gonna do anything. We don't
mention this to anybody ever. All right?
735
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:32,936
- What about the money?
- We gave it to him.
736
00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:34,605
The guy's dead. What do you...?
737
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,274
He... he's floating down at
the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
738
00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:39,776
Right, but they don't know that,
so that's how we need to keep it.
739
00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:42,029
- Understand, Wayne?
- What the fuck are you talking about?
740
00:38:42,196 --> 00:38:43,864
They were supposed to get
the money three hours ago!
741
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,824
- They didn't get their money!
- We gave him the money.
742
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,243
He disappeared with it.
End of story. Right?
743
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,579
But what if they still want it?
744
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,581
We do what we'd do in that situation.
745
00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:55,000
We tell them to go fuck themselves
'cause we paid 'em.
746
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,460
- It's not our problem.
- No, no, no, no.
747
00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:58,295
You need to wake up
and come to school, all right?
748
00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:00,464
What you're gonna have
to do is go out
749
00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:03,759
and buy a GLOCK nine millimeter
and sleep with it under your pillow.
750
00:39:03,926 --> 00:39:05,427
- Wayne...
- Otherwise, you're gonna wake up
751
00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:08,138
with your asshole
choking up on a baseball bat.
752
00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:11,475
- Wayne!
- It's true, Buck! It's true, Buck!
753
00:39:11,642 --> 00:39:14,645
- Jesus Christ.
- I say we just pay 'em.
754
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,313
You want to pay 'em twice?
Does that make sense?
755
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,774
- We didn't pay the first time!
- Right, but they don't know that!
756
00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:19,942
You're a dick!
757
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,611
If we're too eager to pay again,
they're gonna know something's wrong.
758
00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,613
They're gonna know we did
something with him. Understand?
759
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,950
How do you figure that?
You just pay them and they go away!
760
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:30,577
Look, I've tried to make it
as simple and as clear
761
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,747
as I can to you guys, all right?
I'm done talking about it.
762
00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:37,167
We're all accessories to murder,
you understand? Sit down!
763
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,839
- Hey, sugar!
- Hey.
764
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,716
- Oh, sweetie.
- Dad!
765
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:46,009
- Hey, buddy.
- Dad!
766
00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,011
You're back!
767
00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:56,270
- Hey, you OK?
- I'm OK. I just missed you, that's all.
768
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,980
Here you go. Will you hold these?
769
00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,982
- Oh, will you hold this?
- Yeah.
770
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:03,026
[laughing] You can't eat those!
771
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,696
- You can't eat those, honey.
- Hi. Will you grab my bag, Michael?
772
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:08,532
Hm. Hm...
773
00:40:08,699 --> 00:40:11,868
- OK, let's go get something to eat.
- Yeah? Where you wanna go?
774
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,662
Wherever you want.
775
00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:17,416
Yeah, look at the pretty
green one. Look.
776
00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:24,464
You OK, baby doll?
777
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,216
- I'm fine.
- Yeah?
778
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:27,551
Yeah.
779
00:40:27,718 --> 00:40:30,012
It's so nice to have you home.
780
00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,519
Mom, what do fish eat?
781
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,855
Some eat plankton,
some eat other fish.
782
00:40:40,022 --> 00:40:42,065
They pretty much eat
whatever's around.
783
00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:44,443
Look, have one of these.
784
00:40:57,748 --> 00:41:00,334
You're awake, aren't you?
785
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,544
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
786
00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:07,924
I know you better than
you know yourself, mister.
787
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:13,305
What is it, baby doll? Hm?
788
00:41:14,306 --> 00:41:16,975
It's just work stuff. It's OK.
789
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,102
- You sure?
- Yeah.
790
00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:20,395
Yeah?
791
00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:26,401
You know, I gotta go back out there
for a couple of days.
792
00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:28,028
No.
793
00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:30,656
I'm sorry, it's just,
it's a new business.
794
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:35,827
As soon as I get it up and running,
I'll be home all the time, OK?
795
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:39,122
I promise. OK?
796
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,709
So, what kind of business is it?
797
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:45,462
It's like I told you, honey,
it's an Internet business.
798
00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:47,923
Yeah, I know. What kind?
799
00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:51,176
Oh, like a billing service.
800
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:54,137
- Oh, yeah? What for?
- What do you mean?
801
00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:56,765
What do you bill people for?
802
00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:01,478
Just, you know, just entertainment.
803
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:04,189
Oh, yeah? What kind of entertainment?
804
00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:07,484
Um... Like movies
805
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:11,697
and just pictures of different stuff.
806
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,825
Hey, maybe you can get some free
movies, bring 'em home for Michael.
807
00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:19,871
It's weird. I feel like
you're not telling me something.
808
00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:24,251
OK, fine. Adult movies.
809
00:42:24,418 --> 00:42:25,919
[laughing]
810
00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:30,173
- Oh, yeah? OK.
- I'm not joking.
811
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,843
Come on, sweetie, you gotta go.
Be serious.
812
00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:36,179
- I'm serious, Diana.
- What?
813
00:42:36,346 --> 00:42:38,432
What do you mean, adult movies?
814
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,642
Relax, I'm not making
porn movies here.
815
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:43,478
It's an Internet billing service, OK?
That's all.
816
00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:45,772
Internet billing service?
I... What...?
817
00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:48,191
I don't even know what...
I mean, what does that mean?
818
00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:50,277
You bill people on their computers?
819
00:42:50,444 --> 00:42:51,987
- Yes, Diana, computers.
- Oh.
820
00:42:52,154 --> 00:42:54,698
OK, right. Yeah, good. That's the
stupidest thing I've ever heard.
821
00:42:54,865 --> 00:42:56,950
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I think it's the gold rush
822
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:59,870
and it'll have us set up
for life in less than a year. OK?
823
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:02,622
And you're right, I do have to go.
I gotta go, babe.
824
00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:05,542
You don't get to walk out
on this kind of conversation.
825
00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:08,003
I gotta catch my flight.
Honey, OK, take it easy.
826
00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:10,464
No. Hey, hey, hey! Listen!
827
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,216
This is completely crazy and disgusting.
828
00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:15,886
I don't want you being part of it.
I don't want you being a pornographer.
829
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:17,888
OK, so Steve Wynn and Barron Hilton
are pornographers
830
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:20,390
because they have these films
in every one of their hotels?
831
00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:24,686
I don't care about them, baby.
Listen. I care about you.
832
00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:26,813
OK, well...
833
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:29,608
[Jack] Little did she know
it was already too late.
834
00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:33,111
I couldn't back out now.
I mean, I could just imagine the damage
835
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,113
that Buck and Wayne
would do on their own.
836
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,991
They were the kind of guys
who'd get pulled over for a DUI
837
00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:41,203
and start confessing to some
motorcycle cop about the murder.
838
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:44,915
I had to keep an eye on them somehow
or I'd end up arrested, or worse yet,
839
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:47,083
dead by the hands of the Sokoloffs.
840
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:52,047
So I go back to LA with my wife's
words rolling around in my head.
841
00:43:52,214 --> 00:43:53,673
What's happening?
842
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,718
I'm not in town two minutes and...
843
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:02,849
I don't like this.
844
00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:05,852
- It's OK.
- I'm telling you, I don't like this.
845
00:44:07,938 --> 00:44:10,565
I'm gonna go with them. I'll see you
guys back at the house. It's all right.
846
00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:14,778
[Jack] I knew that if I didn't play this
perfectly, I'd be joining Ivan.
847
00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:15,946
We need to talk.
848
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,200
Look, don't take this the wrong way,
849
00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:23,119
but I'm guessing you guys
didn't do this just to be nice.
850
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:25,580
Tell me about Ivan.
851
00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:28,208
Ivan? What about him?
852
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,627
What happened exactly?
853
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,964
I'm sorry.
What happened with what?
854
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,383
Was he at your house?
855
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:38,260
Of course he was at my house. Why?
856
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:40,971
And? What happened?
857
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:42,138
Nothin' happened.
858
00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:45,809
I paid him, we had a few drinks,
we had a few laughs, and he left.
859
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,103
Hm...
860
00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:50,981
Nikita, you wanna...
you wanna tell me what's going on?
861
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,819
Ivan never got home.
862
00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:58,947
I don't know what to tell you
about that. Maybe he's off partying,
863
00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:02,993
but I paid him 400 grand,
plus 50 for your troubles.
864
00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,328
- What?
- Four-fifty. I gave him 450.
865
00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:07,247
The figure was 200.
866
00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,587
Well, that's not what he told me.
867
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,505
Hey, hey, hey,
what you fucking saying?
868
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,382
I'm not saying anything, all right?
869
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:19,509
What's he saying by
disappearing with your money?
870
00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:22,512
No offense here, but it's sounding to me
like you might have gotten ripped off.
871
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:23,930
[man speaks Russian]
872
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:29,394
- Fuck you.
- What the fuck you doing?
873
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:32,856
- They're getting away!
- I got 'em!
874
00:45:36,318 --> 00:45:38,028
[truck honking]
875
00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:40,030
- James!
- Shit!
876
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,364
- [horns honking]
- [indistinct yelling]
877
00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:42,490
Motherfucker!
878
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,284
[man] You moron!
879
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:09,225
Jack, last time.
880
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,895
What happened between you and Ivan?
881
00:46:12,062 --> 00:46:14,981
Look, Nikita, I can tell
you the story a million times
882
00:46:15,148 --> 00:46:17,317
and it's not gonna change.
It's the truth.
883
00:46:17,484 --> 00:46:20,904
He comes to the house
and I pay him. All right?
884
00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:22,238
He ripped us off,
do you understand?
885
00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:23,990
[speaking Russian]
886
00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:29,079
Nikita, wake up! What are you gonna do,
kill me? I'm your partner!
887
00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:31,373
You're gonna kill me
for some shit I didn't do?
888
00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,833
What are you gonna do
when Ivan shows up?
889
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,835
You're gonna realize
how much fuckin' money you lost
890
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,921
- because you fuckin' killed me!
- Let him go!
891
00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:42,050
- [all yelling indistinctly]
- Down, down!
892
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:51,101
- Put the gun down! Put it down!
- Would you like to try?
893
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,895
- Come on, Nikita.
- Huh? Come on, it's OK.
894
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:58,441
Nikita. I want you to focus
on why we're here, all right?
895
00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:00,902
This is about money.
Just give me a number.
896
00:47:01,069 --> 00:47:04,280
Give me a number that
makes this work. All right?
897
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:09,953
Double my end, pay every month.
898
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,122
No matter what. No excuses.
899
00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:16,793
But if I find out you lied to me...
900
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,589
...I'll kill you, your family, friends,
901
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:25,051
people you haven't even met yet.
902
00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:29,305
- We understand each other?
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
903
00:47:30,682 --> 00:47:32,308
Good.
904
00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:47,365
[panting]
905
00:47:48,575 --> 00:47:49,784
[gunshot]
906
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,661
[gunshot]
907
00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:55,081
[gunshots continue]
908
00:47:55,665 --> 00:47:59,127
[Jack] What I was most afraid
of wasn't dying.
909
00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:02,338
It was the thought of leaving
my children without a father.
910
00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:11,598
Now, I had no choice
but to work, and to work hard.
911
00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:14,934
I was now fully committed
to a life I never could have imagined.
912
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:15,894
[indistinct chattering]
913
00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:18,730
We rented a small space in a
warehouse and built a business.
914
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,399
We had about 20 customers
within a month.
915
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,610
But once word spread
about what we could do,
916
00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:28,281
take a credit card payment online,
customers came pouring in.
917
00:48:28,448 --> 00:48:30,700
But Buck and Wayne
never seemed to care.
918
00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:32,786
Somehow they just didn't get it.
919
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:36,456
I'm just looking for a copy
of last month's invoice...
920
00:48:36,623 --> 00:48:38,291
Jesus Christ.
921
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:40,085
Fucking idiots.
922
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:43,588
You got a check here for two million
dollars under a goddamn candy bar.
923
00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:45,715
Oh, and what, that's a bad thing?
924
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:47,217
Yeah, like that's a bad thing?
925
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:50,386
Come on, guys,
this thing's been here for weeks.
926
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:52,806
Dude, chill out.
927
00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:57,060
[Jack]After a few months,
the warehouse owner asked us to move.
928
00:48:57,227 --> 00:49:02,440
I guess our clientele was distracting
his workers. But it didn't matter.
929
00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:05,735
In no time at all, we had enough money
to buy our own building.
930
00:49:05,902 --> 00:49:07,904
- Yeah!
- [cheers and applause]
931
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:11,407
[cheering continues]
932
00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:19,165
[Diana] Go slow with that one.
933
00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:22,085
I think I want that up
in the back left bedroom.
934
00:49:22,252 --> 00:49:24,921
[Jack] Every time I came home,
it was this wonderful homecoming.
935
00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:27,423
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, sugar.
936
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:28,591
How you doing?
937
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:30,093
But I knew it couldn't last.
938
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:31,719
- Hey, buddy, how you doing?
- Dad!
939
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,763
I got you this.
940
00:49:33,930 --> 00:49:36,349
I was throwing houses, gifts and cars
941
00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:39,269
at a problem that could only
be solved by being home more.
942
00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:40,603
I just couldn't do that.
943
00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,438
- Is that for me?
- It is.
944
00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,190
Diana would complain
every once in a while
945
00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,776
that the new house
felt cold and empty without me,
946
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:50,196
but home was an increasingly
difficult concept for me.
947
00:49:50,363 --> 00:49:53,783
It was like I was living two
lives that were worlds apart.
948
00:49:55,952 --> 00:49:57,787
As we became more
and more successful,
949
00:49:57,954 --> 00:50:02,167
everything became a bigger look for us.
Our parties, our lifestyle.
950
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,753
It wasn't even about being smart.
You just had to be fun,
951
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,797
and you'd draw more and more sites,
952
00:50:07,964 --> 00:50:10,508
which meant more and more money,
which meant bigger planes,
953
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:14,304
bigger buildings, bigger cars,
bigger houses.
954
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:17,807
And of course, bigger egos.
955
00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:20,643
- [cheering]
- [up-tempo song playing]
956
00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:32,197
[chaotic chatter, cameras clicking]
957
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,826
[camera shutter clicking]
958
00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:43,875
[woman] Jack, Jack!
959
00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:45,501
- Can I take a picture with you?
- Sure.
960
00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:48,171
- Hey, I'm a big fan.
- Oh, just with Jack.
961
00:50:48,338 --> 00:50:49,672
- What's that?
- Just with Jack.
962
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:51,466
- Oh, OK. OK.
- Thank you.
963
00:50:51,633 --> 00:50:53,927
- Have a great evening.
- [woman 2] Jack, Jack, over here.
964
00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,012
- Can we get an interview for the AVN?
- Sure, yeah.
965
00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:58,181
- Sorry, guys, just Jack.
- What's that?
966
00:50:58,348 --> 00:50:59,515
It'll just take a second.
967
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:01,684
- We're gonna go over here, all right?
- We'll see you in there.
968
00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:04,020
So tell me, what makes
24/7 so special?
969
00:51:04,187 --> 00:51:06,898
I think what makes 24/7 so special is,
970
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:08,900
we take the product,
which is on one side,
971
00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:12,403
and we make it accessible to the
consumer, who's on the other side.
972
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:15,990
We make the entire operation
totally discreet and professional.
973
00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:19,035
And, you know, we never forget
that it's a business.
974
00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:22,538
We make a real point of making sure
that we take good care of both
975
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:25,708
the content provider
and the content subscriber.
976
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,126
That's pretty much
how we try and do business.
977
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:29,545
- Thank you, Jack.
- You got it. Have a good night.
978
00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:32,632
[Jack] You know, the more time you
spend around all this stuff,
979
00:51:32,799 --> 00:51:36,678
the more normal it becomes.
It's a world without any filters.
980
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:41,057
It may be crass and in your face, but
there is something very honest about it.
981
00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:44,060
The outside world
seems strange and mundane.
982
00:51:44,227 --> 00:51:47,814
You know that most of the
outside world is looking down on you,
983
00:51:47,981 --> 00:51:51,317
but you also know
at the exact same time,
984
00:51:51,484 --> 00:51:53,611
if they were really honest
with themselves,
985
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,863
they'd kill to be
on the inside with you.
986
00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:57,323
There's Audrey Dawns.
987
00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:59,575
Hottest newbie starlet in the biz.
988
00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:09,377
[Jack]After all these years,
everybody knew I was a family man.
989
00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:13,715
But the second I saw her,
I knew that I was in trouble.
990
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:17,093
- Have you been on my site?
- I haven't, no.
991
00:52:18,136 --> 00:52:20,263
Well, I'm not like your other sites.
I only do solo girl.
992
00:52:20,430 --> 00:52:22,932
- Just me.
- What, do you got a guilty conscience?
993
00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:25,810
Guilt? No. Hell, no.
994
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:29,314
I think people put too much
emphasis on guilt. You know?
995
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,441
Like, I bet if you ask
any one of those old-timers
996
00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:33,401
in one of those old folks' homes,
they'll tell you
997
00:52:33,568 --> 00:52:36,029
they regret the stuff they didn't do,
not the stuff they did.
998
00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:38,364
- You only live once.
- Is that so?
999
00:52:38,531 --> 00:52:40,783
- Yeah.
- You ever feel like this partnership
1000
00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:42,744
isn't such a real partnership?
1001
00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:46,998
You mean like he's Mick Jagger
and we're a bunch of roadies?
1002
00:52:47,165 --> 00:52:49,208
Yeah. We made that motherfucker.
1003
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,085
I'd like to be in business with you.
1004
00:52:51,252 --> 00:52:55,256
- That I might regret.
- Why do you say that?
1005
00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:56,883
'Cause I've been ripped off before.
1006
00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,554
That wouldn't happen with me.
1007
00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:03,473
- No?
- No, it wouldn't.
1008
00:53:04,724 --> 00:53:06,142
Any chance you could
get me the money
1009
00:53:06,309 --> 00:53:08,144
that's been ripped off
from me so far?
1010
00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:11,898
[chuckling]
1011
00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:15,443
Don't worry about it. We're rich.
1012
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,738
Well... rich and somebody's bitch.
1013
00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:25,661
- Hey, Jack.
- Hi.
1014
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:28,623
Things seem to be going very well.
1015
00:53:28,790 --> 00:53:33,503
Yeah. Yeah, things are good.
What are you doing here?
1016
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:37,507
I have a large variety of clients.
1017
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,345
Enlighten me here, Jack.
1018
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:46,641
- Why did you cut me out?
- I didn't cut you out.
1019
00:53:46,808 --> 00:53:49,310
I gave you 200 grand up front,
1020
00:53:49,477 --> 00:53:52,688
before I even knew a deal
was in place. Didn't I?
1021
00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:55,691
- Yes. Yes, you did.
- OK.
1022
00:53:56,859 --> 00:54:00,405
But... just look... look at you now.
1023
00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:03,783
Jerry, you're under indictment.
1024
00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:06,202
Please. Please, that'll never stick.
1025
00:54:06,369 --> 00:54:08,162
'Cause you see, I'm... I'm just...
1026
00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:10,331
I'm extremely smart.
1027
00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:14,210
Just answer me, why are you...
1028
00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:16,546
Why are you still hangin' around?
1029
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:20,091
I mean, it certainly isn't the money.
1030
00:54:20,258 --> 00:54:21,884
Lord knows you have enough.
1031
00:54:22,051 --> 00:54:24,804
You're not a greedy man, Jack.
1032
00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:27,390
And for damn sure, it ain't the pussy.
1033
00:54:27,557 --> 00:54:30,143
You... you're sort of a throwback.
1034
00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:33,980
You're actually a faithful
and happily married man.
1035
00:54:34,147 --> 00:54:36,482
- [sighing]
- So why, why is it?
1036
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:40,820
Jerry, why don't you just
enjoy the party, all right?
1037
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:44,824
- You think too much.
- I love... I love to think.
1038
00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:48,077
And I... I love to hear my brain
1039
00:54:48,995 --> 00:54:52,039
go clickity, clickity, click.
1040
00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:54,584
Good to see you.
1041
00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:58,921
Sure thing, Jack.
1042
00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:03,092
[slow-tempo music playing]
1043
00:55:03,259 --> 00:55:06,554
- You don't want any?
- No.
1044
00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:07,972
[sniffing]
1045
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,402
Gentlemen. Gentlemen, hey,
get a hold of yourselves here.
1046
00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:24,113
I wanna introduce you
to the legendary Denny Z.
1047
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,781
Hey, hey, hey.
1048
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,576
[Jack] Denny Z was a bottom feeder
and a complete scumbag.
1049
00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:31,954
The kind of person you'd be
embarrassed to spend time with.
1050
00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:34,248
In this business, that's saying a lot.
1051
00:55:34,415 --> 00:55:36,542
Yeah, I have some real interesting
ideas on the site's future, man.
1052
00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:38,377
I want to set up a sick-ass portal
1053
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:39,754
- for premium members.
- Oh, yeah.
1054
00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:42,965
You wanna let me finish?
Fucking cutting-edge shit, man.
1055
00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:45,551
- I like what I'm hearing so far.
- Yeah, it sounds brilliant.
1056
00:55:45,718 --> 00:55:48,137
- I haven't even said anything.
- Hey, hey. Let... Don't worry about it.
1057
00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:50,640
Fuck the details.
I mean, the yak-yak-yak.
1058
00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,558
Let's try to make a deal here,
all right?
1059
00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:54,310
Denny Z, plus Haggerty,
1060
00:55:54,477 --> 00:55:57,980
plus Buck and Wayne added up
badly any way you looked at it.
1061
00:55:58,147 --> 00:56:01,567
They started their own secret deal
to make money behind my back.
1062
00:56:01,734 --> 00:56:03,736
But, in typical
Buck and Wayne fashion,
1063
00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:06,489
they had no idea what
they'd gotten themselves into.
1064
00:56:06,656 --> 00:56:09,116
- You got anymore vodka suppositories?
- Come on.
1065
00:56:09,951 --> 00:56:11,869
[rap music playing]
1066
00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:18,209
[music louder, chatter]
1067
00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:22,588
[Jack] I hired some good new people,
got the place turned around,
1068
00:56:22,755 --> 00:56:26,968
then my friend couldn't come back to
take it back over, so now it's mine.
1069
00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:30,096
That's why he's got me.
See, if anybody steals from him,
1070
00:56:30,263 --> 00:56:32,348
- I go and kick their ass.
- [chuckles]
1071
00:56:32,515 --> 00:56:34,850
I can't have any thieves
or crooks around here
1072
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:37,562
because I'm too busy
stealing from Jack myself.
1073
00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:42,650
Like that motherfucker right there.
Excuse me.
1074
00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:51,993
Hey, dawg. What do you
think you're doing?
1075
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,369
What you think you're doing?
1076
00:56:53,536 --> 00:56:55,538
- I'm doing my job.
- I saw that shit.
1077
00:56:55,705 --> 00:56:57,456
All right, so let me guess.
1078
00:56:57,623 --> 00:57:01,043
You... you start
to go home less and less.
1079
00:57:01,210 --> 00:57:05,047
Your wife and kids
become total strangers,
1080
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:09,427
and now you find yourself
lonely and confused
1081
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:13,889
with a 23-year-old porn star.
[giggling] Accurate?
1082
00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:17,310
Well, I mean, I wouldn't exactly
call myself an absentee father.
1083
00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:20,938
Sorry. I didn't mean to
strike a nerve or anything.
1084
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:24,400
- That's OK.
- It's the oldest story in the book.
1085
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:26,027
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1086
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:28,571
It's a carbon copy
of my life growing up.
1087
00:57:28,738 --> 00:57:30,698
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1088
00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:33,492
Absentee father working all the time.
1089
00:57:33,659 --> 00:57:37,538
A self-obsessed mother,
50, trying to look 25.
1090
00:57:37,705 --> 00:57:40,916
Eight Vicodins a day, drinks at noon.
[chuckling]
1091
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:43,044
Her idea of a
well-rounded conversation
1092
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:47,715
usually consisted of questions like...
"Do I look puffy?"
1093
00:57:47,882 --> 00:57:49,258
[chuckles]
1094
00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:28,464
I just think you are so much
better than this world that you're in.
1095
00:58:28,631 --> 00:58:30,174
What am I doing wrong, Diana?
1096
00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:33,302
Come on. You don't know?
What am I supposed to tell people, huh?
1097
00:58:33,469 --> 00:58:36,305
I mean, how do you think I feel
that I can't tell anybody what you do?
1098
00:58:36,472 --> 00:58:39,600
Why is it important to you that you
can tell people what I do for a living?
1099
00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:42,978
Why is it not important to you?
That's what I wanna know.
1100
00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:45,189
What about our children? How do
you think they're gonna handle it
1101
00:58:45,356 --> 00:58:47,108
when they find out
what their daddy does?
1102
00:58:47,274 --> 00:58:50,069
Well, if they've been raised right,
which I think they have,
1103
00:58:50,236 --> 00:58:52,947
I just assume that they'll be OK,
which is all I care about.
1104
00:58:53,114 --> 00:58:54,990
Well, you haven't really been
raising them, have you?
1105
00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:57,702
Come on, you're never home, Jack.
1106
00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:00,287
How would you know if
they're being raised right?
1107
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:02,998
Guess who that falls on?
1108
00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:06,919
[engine revving]
1109
00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:24,770
I'm sorry about today in the car.
1110
00:59:24,937 --> 00:59:26,147
It's OK.
1111
00:59:28,816 --> 00:59:30,484
Hey.
1112
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:38,993
I missed you so much.
1113
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,375
Jack.
1114
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:50,713
[Diana whispering] You feel good.
1115
01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:04,727
[exhaling]
1116
01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:05,936
Hey.
1117
01:00:07,897 --> 01:00:10,065
Where you going?
1118
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:12,067
Come back here.
1119
01:00:22,703 --> 01:00:24,205
Where are you?
1120
01:00:26,749 --> 01:00:28,250
- Huh?
- I don't know.
1121
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:32,046
I'm sorry. I'm sorry...
1122
01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,007
What do you mean you're sorry?
1123
01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:37,885
Oh, my God.
1124
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,847
[groaning]
Let me out.
1125
01:00:42,014 --> 01:00:45,267
Let me out. Let me out!
1126
01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:47,895
- Oh, my God.
- [door slamming]
1127
01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,363
So I guess we're talking
about a divorce then, aren't we?
1128
01:00:57,530 --> 01:01:01,200
What do you think? [sniffling]
We just go on like this?
1129
01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:04,620
[Diana]
Oh, God, I despise this hypocrisy.
1130
01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:06,872
I'm still in love with you, Diana.
1131
01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:08,332
[chuckling] Bullshit.
1132
01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:10,960
[Jack] So now I'm flying back to LA,
1133
01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:14,338
feeling like it's pretty much
over between me and Diana.
1134
01:01:14,505 --> 01:01:17,049
She was right.
I wasn't there anymore.
1135
01:01:17,216 --> 01:01:20,761
I'd become addicted to a lifestyle
of money, sex and power
1136
01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:25,432
that was light years away from family
or anything I'd ever experienced.
1137
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:27,810
You see, the biggest problem
with my addiction,
1138
01:01:27,977 --> 01:01:31,730
was that like all addictions,
it sneaks up on you slowly.
1139
01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:36,652
You give into it incrementally,
in an almost imperceptible way.
1140
01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:39,154
The other thing was it wasn't
the kind of addiction
1141
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:40,990
where you'd wake up with a hangover.
1142
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:43,617
It wasn't the kind of thing
that would rob you of your wealth.
1143
01:01:43,784 --> 01:01:45,786
It didn't rob you of your health.
1144
01:01:45,953 --> 01:01:49,707
The more I indulged,
the richer it would make me.
1145
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:53,669
I've got to tell you...
that's impossible to give up.
1146
01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:09,476
I can hear your thoughts.
1147
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,148
I believe you.
You don't have to tell me.
1148
01:02:19,153 --> 01:02:22,031
You like post-orgasm silence, huh?
1149
01:02:23,532 --> 01:02:26,201
[sighing] Don't we all?
1150
01:02:26,368 --> 01:02:29,496
You don't have to be mean
just because you feel so guilty.
1151
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,124
Do you need me to
let you off the hook?
1152
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:40,341
Despite what you think, you actually
don't have that kind of power over me.
1153
01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:43,093
Don't kid yourself.
1154
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:45,095
I'm not.
1155
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,222
- I'm younger.
- Yeah.
1156
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,558
- I'm hotter.
- OK.
1157
01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:54,104
And you like my pussy way more
'cause it's tighter and prettier.
1158
01:02:58,609 --> 01:03:00,778
- [chuckling]
- That's so poetic.
1159
01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:18,754
[man over PA, indistinct]
1160
01:03:18,921 --> 01:03:20,631
[indistinct chatter]
1161
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,802
You really know
all about this stuff?
1162
01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:26,261
[chuckling] Yes.
1163
01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:30,224
All right, so this shows
the horse's past performance.
1164
01:03:30,391 --> 01:03:31,392
OK.
1165
01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:34,103
And this indicates how much
the horse has run.
1166
01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:36,105
See? This horse ran three times
in the last three weeks,
1167
01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:37,231
so it's probably tired.
1168
01:03:37,398 --> 01:03:39,191
- Yeah?
- We don't wanna bet on that one. 'Kay?
1169
01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:41,151
- All right.
- And this horse here,
1170
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:42,778
it runs well on a sloppy track.
1171
01:03:42,945 --> 01:03:44,905
So just 'cause a horse won
its last few races,
1172
01:03:45,072 --> 01:03:47,241
doesn't mean it's gonna win
against a different class of horse.
1173
01:03:47,408 --> 01:03:49,284
- You're really good at this.
- Thank you.
1174
01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:50,786
- You're welcome.
- [giggling]
1175
01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:55,290
- I'm sorry, I didn't order that.
- Courtesy of Mr. Sokoloff, sir.
1176
01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:57,418
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1177
01:04:05,926 --> 01:04:06,969
I'll be right back.
1178
01:04:13,976 --> 01:04:15,436
- Hey.
- You didn't have to do that.
1179
01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:18,772
- [Nikita] Hey, come, come.
- Thank you.
1180
01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:21,066
Did you know that
the FBI is following you?
1181
01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:23,318
- What?
- Don't look now.
1182
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,655
Don't move. Don't react.
1183
01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:30,534
I'm just telling you that those men,
1184
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:34,997
sitting at a table,
you can see them over my head,
1185
01:04:35,164 --> 01:04:37,624
they are with the FBI.
1186
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,961
Organized Crime task force.
1187
01:04:41,128 --> 01:04:46,091
I know them because they practically
put me to bed every night.
1188
01:04:46,258 --> 01:04:49,011
What makes you so sure
they're following me?
1189
01:04:49,178 --> 01:04:51,221
And what makes you
so sure they're not?
1190
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:54,016
They're also terrible actors.
1191
01:04:54,183 --> 01:04:57,936
They stick out like sore thumb,
don't you think?
1192
01:04:58,103 --> 01:05:00,439
That doesn't mean
they're following me.
1193
01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:06,320
Do you see that guy standing
above them? See him?
1194
01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:07,863
[Nikita] The one on the cell phone?
1195
01:05:08,697 --> 01:05:09,990
That's my cousin Yuri.
1196
01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:12,534
They follow me, he follows them.
1197
01:05:12,701 --> 01:05:15,162
He just called me a few seconds ago
1198
01:05:15,329 --> 01:05:19,208
and he said, they were talking
about you. Not about me.
1199
01:05:19,374 --> 01:05:22,544
Isn't that refreshing?
[laughing]
1200
01:05:22,711 --> 01:05:26,340
Maybe they tuck you in tonight, huh?
1201
01:05:26,507 --> 01:05:29,885
They have no reason to follow me.
I'm just a businessman.
1202
01:05:30,052 --> 01:05:32,262
Aren't we all?
1203
01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:40,270
- Hi, baby.
- You know her?
1204
01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:44,399
Yes. I know her.
She danced at my clubs.
1205
01:05:45,692 --> 01:05:48,320
Nice girl. Very nice girl.
1206
01:05:54,076 --> 01:05:55,744
How do you know Niki?
1207
01:05:55,911 --> 01:05:59,373
Uh... We did some business
together a few years ago.
1208
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:01,416
Yeah? Me, too.
1209
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,710
Yeah, he said you danced
at one of his clubs.
1210
01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,254
Hm-hm.
1211
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:09,007
Yep. His scumbag lawyer is the one
responsible for me losing all that money
1212
01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:10,592
- on my site.
- What do you mean?
1213
01:06:10,759 --> 01:06:12,803
Nikita set me up with
his lawyer to do my contracts
1214
01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:15,722
when I first started my site.
He really fucked me over.
1215
01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:17,933
- I don't understand.
- Jerry Haggerty.
1216
01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,394
- Yeah?
- Fucking scumbag.
1217
01:06:20,561 --> 01:06:22,771
Jerry Haggerty is Nikita's lawyer?
1218
01:06:22,938 --> 01:06:25,023
- Nikita something.
- Sokoloff?
1219
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:26,441
I think that sounds about right.
1220
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:28,318
Yep. Why, do you know him?
1221
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:35,284
Let's go. Gotta get out of here.
1222
01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:38,579
- [bell ringing]
- [crowd clamoring]
1223
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,295
- Where's Jerry?
- Hey, Jack.
1224
01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:48,589
What a surprise.
1225
01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,465
You're Sokoloff's lawyer?
1226
01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:52,634
- Sorry?
- You heard me, Jerry.
1227
01:06:52,801 --> 01:06:55,846
Now, Jack you know I can't
disclose who my clients are.
1228
01:06:56,013 --> 01:06:59,308
- That's attorney-client privilege.
- Why are you fuckin' with me, Jerry?
1229
01:06:59,474 --> 01:07:02,477
OK, then, yeah.
Yeah. Don't be moronic.
1230
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:05,147
Of course I'm his lawyer.
I mean, how do you think I found out
1231
01:07:05,314 --> 01:07:07,357
about this situation in the first place?
1232
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:08,650
You ripped me off.
1233
01:07:08,817 --> 01:07:11,236
In God's name,
what are you talking about?
1234
01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:14,448
The big fucking Russian Ivan.
That was you, I know that was you.
1235
01:07:14,615 --> 01:07:17,326
He shows up at my house
demanding double what I owed him.
1236
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,995
- Some of that was meant for you.
- Yeah, so? So? So what?
1237
01:07:20,162 --> 01:07:23,999
So, I'm trying to take a little skim,
for Christ's sakes?
1238
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:27,252
I mean, and you're making what?
Close to 100 million?
1239
01:07:27,419 --> 01:07:29,630
And what, you throw me
a tuna fish sandwich?
1240
01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:33,634
That ain't right. That ain't right.
1241
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,261
And then, so... so tell me,
what... what do I get?
1242
01:07:36,428 --> 01:07:38,680
"Thanks for putting
this all together, Jerry."
1243
01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:42,267
That ain't right,
and you know it, motherfucker.
1244
01:07:42,434 --> 01:07:45,354
I took care of you, OK?
I've paid my debt to you.
1245
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,855
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
1246
01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:51,526
Yeah, well, see, the problem is
I don't really see it like that, Jack.
1247
01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:54,196
Listen, I'm serious.
All right? We're finished.
1248
01:07:54,363 --> 01:07:57,491
No. No, you see, we're not finished.
1249
01:07:57,658 --> 01:07:58,742
Yeah, we are, Jerry.
1250
01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:02,329
We can't be.
Listen, you killed Ivan, right?
1251
01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:08,669
- What did you just say to me?
- Well, I mean you had to kill him.
1252
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:13,674
The man's gone. I mean,
he was here, and then he's gone.
1253
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,718
I mean, vanished.
Disappeared. Like in thin air.
1254
01:08:16,885 --> 01:08:19,638
It seems pretty obvious
that he took the money and left.
1255
01:08:19,805 --> 01:08:23,600
Yes. Yes, see I...
I thought that too for a while.
1256
01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:29,731
But I don't think this guy would
have just run off with $450,000.
1257
01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:33,819
I mean, he might try to start a new life
with four or five million, you know,
1258
01:08:33,986 --> 01:08:35,904
but not that kind of chump change.
1259
01:08:36,071 --> 01:08:39,283
So, you see, it just doesn't
make any sense to me, Jack.
1260
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:42,577
So you had to have
something to do with it.
1261
01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:46,748
Jerry, if you even suspected that
was the truth, you'd be bleeding me dry.
1262
01:08:46,915 --> 01:08:51,753
Sure. But I might be looking
to catch a bigger fish.
1263
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,757
Listen, if you even think about
repeating this conversation to anybody,
1264
01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:59,761
even in jest, I swear to God,
I'll throw you off a fucking roof.
1265
01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:03,598
I didn't kill anybody.
1266
01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:04,891
Sure thing, Jack.
1267
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,935
You oughta calm down a little.
1268
01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:09,479
I mean, we're just a couple
of guys talking here.
1269
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:17,487
[Jack] I just wanted to carve
out a moment of peace,
1270
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:20,615
to close my eyes
and dream up a solution.
1271
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:22,617
Something really romantic,
1272
01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:24,828
like Haggerty getting hit by a bus,
1273
01:09:24,995 --> 01:09:28,582
or Wayne and Buck
spontaneously combusting.
1274
01:09:28,749 --> 01:09:31,460
What I heard next, I could not believe.
1275
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:33,545
- Guess what?
- What?
1276
01:09:33,712 --> 01:09:35,380
The FBI was just here.
1277
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:37,966
Why?
1278
01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:41,803
Do you know anything
about terrorism, Audrey?
1279
01:09:45,057 --> 01:09:47,893
What kind of terrorism
are you referring to?
1280
01:09:48,769 --> 01:09:51,646
Do you mean like
national, international,
1281
01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:55,692
eco, bio or just your
everyday suicide bomber?
1282
01:09:58,153 --> 01:10:00,447
Middle Eastern terrorists, Audrey.
1283
01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:06,244
Audrey, we've come to you today
with an opportunity
1284
01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:10,332
that very few Americans
have ever had in history.
1285
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,379
It turns out you have several
high-ranking members
1286
01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:20,550
of a terrorist organization
who are huge fans of your website.
1287
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,014
Really?
1288
01:10:26,181 --> 01:10:28,392
[Jack]
Apparently, some terrorist in Hamburg
1289
01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:31,812
that Interpol was on the hunt for
was obsessed with Audrey.
1290
01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:34,564
It turned out they could
literally track his whereabouts
1291
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:38,235
when he logged onto the site. Now,
he likes Audrey's website so much,
1292
01:10:38,402 --> 01:10:40,862
he emails another
terrorist in Afghanistan...
1293
01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:43,365
...who emails another in Pakistan.
1294
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:46,368
Pretty soon, you've got
a worldwide terrorist circle jerk,
1295
01:10:46,535 --> 01:10:48,161
all because of Audrey's site.
1296
01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:52,707
The Navy was scrambling fighters
off the decks of aircraft carriers
1297
01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:55,335
...whenever Audrey Dawns
was doing her thing.
1298
01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:12,269
[Audrey] They didn't think
we'd be willing to help them.
1299
01:11:12,436 --> 01:11:15,063
I think they were trying to figure out
a way to force you into it,
1300
01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:17,190
but they didn't have
anything compromising on you.
1301
01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:18,316
Wow.
1302
01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:20,569
- This is crazy, isn't it?
- I know.
1303
01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:22,988
I mean, we're gonna be like...
1304
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:26,533
We're gonna be like spies,
working for the government.
1305
01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:28,076
Ha! It turns me on!
1306
01:11:28,243 --> 01:11:29,411
[Jack] It was all so crazy.
1307
01:11:29,578 --> 01:11:33,039
A 23-year-oldporn star was
about to become a major component
1308
01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:35,167
in America's war on terror.
1309
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,586
Now, at the same time,
1310
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:40,922
Buck and Wayne finally put
together what Denny Z was up to
1311
01:11:41,089 --> 01:11:42,591
with their new secret website.
1312
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:45,635
What do you mean? What do you
mean "under 18"? How do you know?
1313
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:47,679
I'm telling you,
I saw it with my own eyes.
1314
01:11:47,846 --> 01:11:51,057
These girls are underage.
You need to confront this, Wayne.
1315
01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:53,268
I saw fuckin' pigtails,
I saw little fucking girls.
1316
01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:56,188
Shit, this is not good, man.
I can't believe he fucked us like that.
1317
01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:58,565
He totally fucked us!
25 years to life! He fucked us!
1318
01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:00,400
Oh, no. I'm not going to prison. Oh, no.
1319
01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:02,152
We gotta get the fuck
out of the country, right now.
1320
01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:03,612
Call a chopper, land on the roof,
1321
01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:06,448
chopper out to Van Nuys Airport
and take the jet down to Cambodia.
1322
01:12:06,615 --> 01:12:08,950
- You're getting way ahead of yourself.
- We gotta get the fuck out.
1323
01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:11,244
We need to demand Denny Z
fucking disable this site!
1324
01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:13,038
And we need to fucking say nothing.
1325
01:12:13,205 --> 01:12:15,749
- I'm not going to prison.
- We're not fucking pedophiles, man.
1326
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:19,127
- Yeah, tell that to the judge.
- Judge, we're not fucking pedophiles.
1327
01:12:19,294 --> 01:12:21,296
- [sniffing]
- OK.
1328
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,468
- Hey, guys, the FBI is here.
- What?
1329
01:12:26,635 --> 01:12:28,887
Yeah, they're up there talking to Jack.
1330
01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:33,934
- [Jack] Terrorists?
- Correct.
1331
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,644
- And Audrey?
- Right.
1332
01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:37,812
We've been able to confirm that
1333
01:12:39,189 --> 01:12:41,775
these terrorists have very
specific viewing patterns.
1334
01:12:42,776 --> 01:12:43,818
They're men.
1335
01:12:44,736 --> 01:12:45,946
For example...
1336
01:12:47,531 --> 01:12:51,243
...we have found that
they very much enjoy
1337
01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:56,998
solo or girl-on-girl,
much more than the hardcore.
1338
01:12:57,165 --> 01:13:01,836
I mean, they'll watch it,
but they're incredibly homophobic.
1339
01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,464
Another example.
1340
01:13:04,631 --> 01:13:09,010
They enjoy sites that have,
and this is a surprise to no one,
1341
01:13:09,177 --> 01:13:12,055
- a military theme.
- Military themes?
1342
01:13:12,222 --> 01:13:14,766
Girls posing with guns and the like.
1343
01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:18,311
What your government
is recommending...
1344
01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:25,068
We recommend Audrey create
a new section on her site
1345
01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:29,197
- with a separate payment method.
- A portal.
1346
01:13:29,364 --> 01:13:32,325
This will allow us to hone our efforts.
1347
01:13:32,492 --> 01:13:34,536
- What are they fucking doing?
- They're just talking.
1348
01:13:34,703 --> 01:13:37,205
I'm freaking the fuck out.
I'm not going to prison.
1349
01:13:38,665 --> 01:13:40,208
Oh, fuck!
1350
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,502
...on their specific viewing,
1351
01:13:42,669 --> 01:13:46,715
much more so using
said portal through you.
1352
01:13:48,675 --> 01:13:51,094
And we believe this to be
the key to our success.
1353
01:13:52,512 --> 01:13:55,056
Oh, of course. Anything I can
do to help, I'll be glad to.
1354
01:13:55,223 --> 01:13:58,476
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God,
he's shaking their hands. Oh, fuck.
1355
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:01,021
I'm fucking telling you,
he fucking called 'em!
1356
01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:04,899
[Jack] So now these idiots think I'm
conspiring with the Feds against them.
1357
01:14:05,066 --> 01:14:07,611
Of course, I had no idea
what was going on.
1358
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,738
They go into a full-blown panic,
1359
01:14:09,904 --> 01:14:12,449
and of all the people
in the world to confide in,
1360
01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:13,742
who do they go see?
1361
01:14:23,043 --> 01:14:26,171
Listen. I gotta tell you,
you guys really piss me off.
1362
01:14:26,338 --> 01:14:30,008
I'm pissed off because every time
you have a problem, you come to me.
1363
01:14:30,175 --> 01:14:32,552
It's never, "Hey, Jerry,
you wanna go have some dinner,"
1364
01:14:32,719 --> 01:14:35,722
or, "We're doing well,
now here's a little gift for you
1365
01:14:35,889 --> 01:14:37,515
because without you,
we would have nothing."
1366
01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:40,018
No, but if you got Russians
that are looking to kill you
1367
01:14:40,185 --> 01:14:42,270
or you're worried about the FBI
1368
01:14:42,437 --> 01:14:44,314
because you got a 16-year-old
on your website...
1369
01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:45,940
OK, OK.
1370
01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:48,151
...I immediately become
your best friend. Right?
1371
01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:50,737
- It's not like that. That's not true.
- Well, bullshit.
1372
01:14:50,904 --> 01:14:54,324
- So, how bad is it?
- Minors fucking on your website?
1373
01:14:54,491 --> 01:14:56,284
It's not very good, to be honest.
1374
01:14:56,451 --> 01:15:00,205
It's not like it's kiddie porn.
The girls are 16 or 17...
1375
01:15:00,372 --> 01:15:01,456
You know, we gotta keep it down.
1376
01:15:01,623 --> 01:15:04,459
- The girls are 16 or 17 years old.
- I see.
1377
01:15:04,626 --> 01:15:07,962
But I'm not sure that the government
shares your sense of nuance there.
1378
01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:10,215
- What do we do?
- We? You got a turd in your pocket?
1379
01:15:10,382 --> 01:15:12,467
First thing you two
rocket scientists gotta do
1380
01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:14,636
is get rid of that creepy Denny Z.
1381
01:15:14,803 --> 01:15:16,471
You gotta get as far away
from that as possible.
1382
01:15:16,638 --> 01:15:17,931
- What?
- Buck called him already.
1383
01:15:18,098 --> 01:15:19,349
- Denny Z?
- Yeah.
1384
01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:21,101
You're the guy that
put us in touch with him,
1385
01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:22,477
told us to get into business with him.
1386
01:15:22,644 --> 01:15:25,480
I wanna introduce you
to the legendary Denny Z.
1387
01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:27,982
- That I don't recall.
- That's fucked up.
1388
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:29,651
You don't remember that?
1389
01:15:29,818 --> 01:15:31,403
[girls giggling]
1390
01:15:33,947 --> 01:15:35,407
Respectfully, it's fucked up.
1391
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,283
But it's rather irrelevant now,
isn't it?
1392
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,744
I think it's relevant.
I mean, you did introduce us to him.
1393
01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:43,623
Ho-ho-ho-ho.
Nobody likes a finger pointed at them.
1394
01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:47,335
Nobody. And I demand the same respect
that I show you two jerk-offs.
1395
01:15:47,502 --> 01:15:49,045
Jerry, how do we make this disappear?
1396
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,464
That's another "we."
Let me ask you a question,
1397
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:53,007
what are you guys worth now?
1398
01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,510
Well, it's kind of
hard to keep track of.
1399
01:15:55,677 --> 01:15:59,431
Well, give me a rough. Like an estimate.
Maybe, what, 100 million?
1400
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:02,016
- Maybe something in that area?
- It's more like 50.
1401
01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:04,185
- A hundred, 200 million.
- It's more like 50.
1402
01:16:04,352 --> 01:16:06,187
- About a hundred million.
- And, you know, God forbid,
1403
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:08,648
you never thought of giving me
a little piece of that?
1404
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,692
In the beginning, Jack said
you were under indictment.
1405
01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:14,863
Hey, fuck Jack.
And that little plan of yours
1406
01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:16,656
apparently didn't go so well.
1407
01:16:16,823 --> 01:16:18,867
You've got FBI looking up
your ass right now.
1408
01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:20,869
How about...
how about the three of us?
1409
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,496
- We work together, make a partnership.
- Yeah, yeah.
1410
01:16:23,663 --> 01:16:24,789
- Now, what about Jack?
- Fuck Jack.
1411
01:16:24,956 --> 01:16:27,208
- I said that.
- We'll deal with him.
1412
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,043
All right.
The first thing you gotta do
1413
01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:31,504
is get rid of that goddamn website.
1414
01:16:31,671 --> 01:16:34,215
Then maybe I can help
straighten things out for you.
1415
01:16:34,382 --> 01:16:37,302
Thank you very much. Thank you for
everything. You've been a real friend.
1416
01:16:37,469 --> 01:16:38,887
- Sure.
- I'm sorry.
1417
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:41,389
- I actually gotta take a shit.
- Sit the fuck down.
1418
01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,433
Oh, forget about it.
1419
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,561
[Jack] So Buck and Wayne told Haggerty
they'd shut the site down.
1420
01:16:46,728 --> 01:16:49,063
What happened next you won't believe.
1421
01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:50,982
They just simply forgot.
1422
01:16:51,149 --> 01:16:56,404
Listen, I would like to say something
and it's from the bottom of my heart.
1423
01:16:56,571 --> 01:17:02,243
I would be extremely unhappy if,
let's say, I got blindsided
1424
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:04,245
and I wound up in court with you two.
1425
01:17:04,412 --> 01:17:07,540
So I wanna ask, are you sure,
1426
01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:11,419
absolutely sure, that you've told me
everything that there is to know?
1427
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:20,094
- There's an unnecessary pause here.
- No, no, no no, no, no. Jerry.
1428
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:23,640
Jerry, we will never
do that to you again. OK?
1429
01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:25,934
Ow, ow!
1430
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,269
[Jerry] Do not ever fuck with me.
1431
01:17:28,436 --> 01:17:29,854
- Jerry, Jerry...
- Fuck!
1432
01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:31,606
Do you understand?
1433
01:17:31,773 --> 01:17:34,609
- Do you understand?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1434
01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:36,236
[Jack]And before you know it,
1435
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:39,239
Buck and Wayne told Haggerty
about the dead Russian.
1436
01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:43,827
Every last detail about how
James accidentally killed Ivan.
1437
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:45,161
They didn't get their money!
1438
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:48,832
Now, Haggerty's got me
in the worst possible position.
1439
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,172
[phone ringing]
1440
01:18:00,802 --> 01:18:03,054
- Yeah?
- [Diana] Your son's been arrested.
1441
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:09,143
- What?
- Your son has been arrested, Jack.
1442
01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:10,645
What happened? What did he do?
1443
01:18:10,812 --> 01:18:12,605
Maybe if you were around
a little bit, you'd know.
1444
01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:14,274
[Jack] Our oldest son, Michael,
1445
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,068
decided he didn't care
for his grades that semester
1446
01:18:17,235 --> 01:18:20,780
so he hacked into the school's computer
system and changed them to his liking.
1447
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:23,074
Now, even though
our marriage was over,
1448
01:18:23,241 --> 01:18:26,202
Diana and I always came together
for our children.
1449
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:30,331
Even if we couldn't be a couple,
we were always gonna be a family.
1450
01:18:30,498 --> 01:18:33,835
So, we went to visit the
headmaster at the school.
1451
01:18:34,002 --> 01:18:36,087
And after some serious discussion,
1452
01:18:36,254 --> 01:18:39,507
and a generous donation
to the new gymnasium,
1453
01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:41,509
he decided to drop the charges.
1454
01:18:41,676 --> 01:18:42,802
What did you have in mind?
1455
01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:44,637
But that wasn't enough.
1456
01:18:44,804 --> 01:18:46,806
The Houston District Attorney,
Frank Griffin,
1457
01:18:46,973 --> 01:18:51,853
decided to proceed with the charges
anyway. So I paid him a visit.
1458
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,980
Hi. Excuse me. I'm sorry, sir.
1459
01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:57,609
Do you have an appointment?
Sir. Excuse me, sir.
1460
01:18:57,775 --> 01:19:01,404
- Jack Harris.
- Sorry, Mr. Griffin. He walked past.
1461
01:19:01,571 --> 01:19:02,864
That's OK, gingersnap.
1462
01:19:03,031 --> 01:19:04,699
- May I?
- Please.
1463
01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:06,242
Thanks.
1464
01:19:07,994 --> 01:19:11,122
So... my lawyers
tell me we need to talk.
1465
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:13,791
I know who you are and I'm not gonna
change my position, Mr. Harris.
1466
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:17,045
Your son's committed a very serious
crime, and although he may be a minor,
1467
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:20,048
the state of Texas intends to prosecute
him to the full extent of the law.
1468
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:23,134
Mr. Griffin, he's just a kid.
1469
01:19:23,301 --> 01:19:26,888
He made a stupid mistake
and I've reprimanded him, severely.
1470
01:19:27,055 --> 01:19:30,558
With all due respect, sir, the school
doesn't even wanna press charges.
1471
01:19:30,725 --> 01:19:32,560
Do we really need to go
forward with all this?
1472
01:19:32,727 --> 01:19:35,146
Harris, let me lay it all out for you.
1473
01:19:35,313 --> 01:19:38,816
There are people, voters,
1474
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,819
upstanding people,
to whom I am responsible.
1475
01:19:41,986 --> 01:19:43,071
I have to answer to them.
1476
01:19:43,237 --> 01:19:45,239
And they want to see him
tried for this?
1477
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:48,910
Well, maybe the acorn doesn't
fall too far from the tree.
1478
01:19:49,077 --> 01:19:52,413
So that's what this is all about?
This is more about me than my son?
1479
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,249
We all know what you do for a living.
You deal in pornography.
1480
01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:58,336
- I run a billing company.
- But you deal with pornography.
1481
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:01,422
Like any hotel chain,
like any satellite or cable company.
1482
01:20:01,589 --> 01:20:03,883
- I'm just a middle man.
- I'm not gonna play semantics.
1483
01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:07,095
You're a pornographer. You peddle
pornography over the Internet.
1484
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:10,640
I think we're getting off the subject.
Let's focus on why we're here.
1485
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:15,895
What's this?
1486
01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:18,815
Here, I'll give you a hand with it.
Let's see, OK.
1487
01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:22,735
Yeah. YoungTightPussy.com.
1488
01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:25,446
SplendorlnTheAss.com.
1489
01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:30,284
BlacksOnBlondes.com. This is
your billing record, Mr. Griffin.
1490
01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:32,036
Take a look at it.
1491
01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:41,129
Now, God forbid this
should wind up in here
1492
01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,089
and fall into the wrong hands.
1493
01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:44,632
It'd be on the cover
of tomorrow's paper.
1494
01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:47,385
Can you imagine what that would
do to a campaign in this city?
1495
01:20:47,552 --> 01:20:50,138
Especially the campaign
of a man whose voter base
1496
01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:53,307
is a bunch of good, God-fearing
Christian conservatives?
1497
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:56,102
I mean... that'd be terrible.
1498
01:21:01,983 --> 01:21:04,485
You realize you just attempted
to blackmail an officer of the court
1499
01:21:04,652 --> 01:21:06,821
and a publicly elected
Texas state official?
1500
01:21:08,990 --> 01:21:10,324
And it worked.
1501
01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,577
I'm assuming you can
clear up this mess.
1502
01:21:12,744 --> 01:21:15,163
I'll be glad to handle this
bump in the road for your son.
1503
01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:16,956
- Great.
- Can I count on your vote next year?
1504
01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:18,082
You got it.
1505
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:21,002
[Jack] The power of the
Internet is truly amazing.
1506
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:30,887
Well, come hell or high water,
you get it done, don't you?
1507
01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:32,388
I try.
1508
01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:35,641
There's a part of me that hates
what you did to that man.
1509
01:21:38,478 --> 01:21:40,396
There's also a part of me that just...
1510
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,358
I miss being protected
by you like that.
1511
01:21:46,027 --> 01:21:47,820
Oh, God, I'm confused.
1512
01:21:47,987 --> 01:21:51,324
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
- Just get out, Jack.
1513
01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:54,202
I'll call you when I get there.
1514
01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:12,595
When I was looking for dirt on the DA,
I came across this site here.
1515
01:22:12,762 --> 01:22:14,180
- It's a Denny Z site.
- Yep.
1516
01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:16,516
- You're not gonna like this.
- What?
1517
01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:19,102
It's under Buck and Wayne's domain.
1518
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,815
- Shit.
- It gets worse.
1519
01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:33,074
[woman] With glass dildos?
We can make that happen.
1520
01:22:33,241 --> 01:22:35,785
- And I'll personally hire Santa.
- We have developed a new...
1521
01:22:35,952 --> 01:22:38,079
Are you out of your fuckin' mind?!
What the fuck's wrong with you?
1522
01:22:38,246 --> 01:22:40,540
- Underage girls!
- [chaotic, indistinct yelling]
1523
01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:42,708
- Where is he?!
- We didn't know. I didn't know.
1524
01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,585
- Jack!
- He's at the Reseda house,
1525
01:22:44,752 --> 01:22:45,753
where they shoot everything.
1526
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,005
Come on, we were gonna tell you.
We were in way over our heads!
1527
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:49,799
Jack, Z fucked us!
1528
01:22:49,966 --> 01:22:51,926
- Denny Z fucked all of us!
- [tires squealing]
1529
01:22:52,093 --> 01:22:54,554
[rap music playing inside]
1530
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:07,650
- [music playing louder]
- [chatter]
1531
01:23:37,138 --> 01:23:38,514
[girls giggling]
1532
01:23:39,807 --> 01:23:41,642
What the fuck are you doing, man?
1533
01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:46,564
[groaning] Fucking son of a bitch!
1534
01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:50,151
I'll have you fucking killed, you prick!
1535
01:23:50,318 --> 01:23:52,153
Get the fuck out of my house!
1536
01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:55,990
What the fuck are you gonna do?
1537
01:23:56,157 --> 01:23:57,783
What the fuck?
1538
01:23:57,950 --> 01:23:59,702
[screaming] Fuck!
1539
01:24:01,329 --> 01:24:05,666
Son of a bitch! Call 911!
1540
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:07,335
Cocksucker!
1541
01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:46,374
[door unlocking, opening]
1542
01:25:01,806 --> 01:25:02,807
Hey.
1543
01:25:05,643 --> 01:25:06,894
What's up with you?
1544
01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:14,568
You know, I used to sit
at the table with my family.
1545
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:17,071
Is this the old-fashioned Jack?
1546
01:25:17,238 --> 01:25:20,574
Old-fashioned?
Families are old-fashioned?
1547
01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:22,868
I think families are overrated.
1548
01:25:25,204 --> 01:25:29,583
You ever get the feeling that there's
a part of ourselves we just turn off?
1549
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:34,171
- [scoffs] Which part is that?
- I feel like it's the part that...
1550
01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:38,843
...tells us this kind of
behavior is wrong.
1551
01:25:40,594 --> 01:25:42,763
Some of the things that we're doing...
1552
01:25:42,930 --> 01:25:45,391
You're gonna start moralizing?
1553
01:25:47,018 --> 01:25:48,144
No.
1554
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:50,229
Jack, you have made all this money
1555
01:25:50,396 --> 01:25:51,981
because of all the horny,
frustrated guys out there
1556
01:25:52,148 --> 01:25:54,150
who have to jerk off because
their wives or their girlfriends
1557
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:57,778
don't treat them right. So...
so I become their little fantasy girl
1558
01:25:57,945 --> 01:26:01,782
for five bucks a pop and make 'em
forget for a fleeting fuckin' instant
1559
01:26:01,949 --> 01:26:04,493
that their wives and kids can't
stand the fuckin' sight of them.
1560
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:07,747
So, no, I don't have guilt for that.
1561
01:26:07,913 --> 01:26:08,873
You're lucky.
1562
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:12,793
And my soul is perfectly fucking intact.
1563
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,921
- That's good.
- Yeah.
1564
01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:20,593
You know what I'm starting to think?
1565
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,762
I'm starting to think
you're full of shit.
1566
01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:24,805
You are so fucking full of shit.
1567
01:26:26,307 --> 01:26:27,475
I don't fuckin' need to be here.
1568
01:26:27,641 --> 01:26:30,102
Why? Tell me why,
why do I have to be here?
1569
01:26:30,269 --> 01:26:33,647
So you can get a call in the middle of
the night from your fucking bitchy wife,
1570
01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:36,317
your fucking Texas bitchy fucking wife,
1571
01:26:36,484 --> 01:26:38,527
saying that one of your
spoiled fucking kids
1572
01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:41,155
can't make it to the prep school
fucking homecoming?
1573
01:26:41,989 --> 01:26:44,575
Your bags are packed, Audrey.
1574
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:53,000
Why?
1575
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:56,337
We don't belong anywhere
near each other, that's why.
1576
01:26:56,504 --> 01:26:58,798
I'm sorry, I...
1577
01:26:59,465 --> 01:27:01,842
[voice wavering] I didn't mean
what I said about your family.
1578
01:27:02,009 --> 01:27:06,180
I'm sorry, Jack. Just, please
don't do this to me. Please.
1579
01:27:06,347 --> 01:27:10,267
Please, please.
Please don't do this to me.
1580
01:27:12,186 --> 01:27:14,563
I'll do what you want.
I'll do whatever you want me to do.
1581
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,774
I'll be whatever you
want me to be, Jack. Please.
1582
01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:18,692
Can't.
1583
01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:26,117
Fine. Fine.
1584
01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:28,911
- Fucking fine!
- [glass shattering]
1585
01:27:46,220 --> 01:27:47,930
[phone ringing]
1586
01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:57,648
- Yeah?
- [man] Jack, it's Allmans.
1587
01:27:57,815 --> 01:27:59,859
- I gotta see you.
- Can it wait?
1588
01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:01,777
It can't wait an hour.
1589
01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,243
Thanks for coming, Jack.
1590
01:28:10,411 --> 01:28:13,038
You wanna lift up your arms for me
if you wouldn't mind, please?
1591
01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:14,373
Why?
1592
01:28:15,249 --> 01:28:17,251
I just gotta make sure
you're not wearin' a wire.
1593
01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:19,128
Why the hell would I wear a wire?
1594
01:28:19,295 --> 01:28:22,256
Have a seat, Jack.
I'm here to help you.
1595
01:28:22,423 --> 01:28:26,594
I just can't risk getting
compromised in that process.
1596
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:29,430
Forgive me for takin' the
battery out of your phone here.
1597
01:28:29,597 --> 01:28:34,018
You're a stand-up guy, Jack.
Your country owes you.
1598
01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:39,106
Case in point, two nights ago,
1599
01:28:39,273 --> 01:28:41,859
several top-ranking terrorists
1600
01:28:42,026 --> 01:28:44,612
were taken out in a fire fight
in Afghanistan.
1601
01:28:44,778 --> 01:28:47,448
Several arrests
were made in Europe, Indonesia.
1602
01:28:47,615 --> 01:28:50,951
All told about 100 rounded up.
And in no small part, thanks to you.
1603
01:28:51,118 --> 01:28:54,538
So when I found out about this other
thing, the least I could do is warn you.
1604
01:28:55,456 --> 01:28:56,665
Warn me about what?
1605
01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:58,417
One of our
investigators has confirmed
1606
01:28:58,584 --> 01:29:01,629
the use of underage girls
on one of your websites.
1607
01:29:04,173 --> 01:29:06,467
- Jesus.
- Yeah, it's bad, Jack.
1608
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:09,428
Any way you cut it,
it's child pornography,
1609
01:29:09,595 --> 01:29:11,472
which means you're indicted
and you go to jail.
1610
01:29:11,639 --> 01:29:15,100
I got nothing to do with
that website, you know that?
1611
01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:17,603
I do know that.
1612
01:29:17,770 --> 01:29:19,104
But you got partners.
1613
01:29:25,819 --> 01:29:28,739
OK. [sighing]
1614
01:29:29,573 --> 01:29:31,325
What am I supposed
to do about this warning?
1615
01:29:31,492 --> 01:29:33,494
Get out, now, yesterday if possible.
1616
01:29:33,661 --> 01:29:36,080
- I can't.
- Sure you can.
1617
01:29:40,668 --> 01:29:45,005
If by "I can't," you're referring
to this mess, let's talk about it.
1618
01:29:45,172 --> 01:29:46,465
How you boys doing tonight, huh?
1619
01:29:46,632 --> 01:29:48,842
[Allmans] One of your ex-bouncers
was busted for drugs
1620
01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:52,304
a couple of months ago and told us
a story about Ivan Sokoloff,
1621
01:29:52,471 --> 01:29:54,765
nephew of Nikita Sokoloff,
1622
01:29:54,932 --> 01:29:58,227
being murdered in your
living room five years ago.
1623
01:29:58,394 --> 01:30:01,272
Said bouncer also witnessed you
dumping the body in the ocean
1624
01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:03,023
off the coast of Catalina.
1625
01:30:03,190 --> 01:30:06,068
It's my job to know when
people are lying to me, Jack.
1626
01:30:06,235 --> 01:30:07,361
He wasn't.
1627
01:30:09,530 --> 01:30:12,283
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
1628
01:30:12,449 --> 01:30:14,326
I guess that's what I'd say.
1629
01:30:15,369 --> 01:30:18,706
But I'm here to help you, so let me
tell you what I think happened.
1630
01:30:18,872 --> 01:30:20,457
You're out here, you got strong-armed.
1631
01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:22,376
I don't know, maybe you're
doing somebody a favor,
1632
01:30:22,543 --> 01:30:25,212
but you got here and realized you
could make a quick buck and get out.
1633
01:30:25,379 --> 01:30:28,549
But then you got partnered
with these idiots,
1634
01:30:28,716 --> 01:30:31,218
who now you can't trust because
they're hanging this Sokoloff thing
1635
01:30:31,385 --> 01:30:35,806
over your head. Listen, I don't
give a shit that Ivan is dead.
1636
01:30:35,973 --> 01:30:37,391
We, your government,
1637
01:30:37,558 --> 01:30:40,853
celebrates when a piece of shit
like this no longer breathes.
1638
01:30:41,020 --> 01:30:42,771
But this child pornography thing...
1639
01:30:44,398 --> 01:30:47,151
...that doesn't go away, Jack.
That's you in prison.
1640
01:30:50,404 --> 01:30:51,905
[inhaling deeply]
1641
01:30:52,573 --> 01:30:56,285
So, I mean, what am I supposed to do?
I mean, I can't go back in time.
1642
01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:00,205
You did your government a solid.
1643
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:04,835
That's why you're getting the warning.
The rest is up to you to figure out.
1644
01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:12,551
[thunder rumbling]
1645
01:31:12,718 --> 01:31:14,053
[lightning crashing]
1646
01:31:27,733 --> 01:31:30,361
[dialing, ringing tone]
1647
01:31:32,655 --> 01:31:34,698
- [Diana, gasping] Honey!
- Diana, what's going on?
1648
01:31:34,865 --> 01:31:36,742
- They took him!
- What?
1649
01:31:36,909 --> 01:31:38,827
- They took him!
- [house alarm blaring]
1650
01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:40,996
[men shouting in Russian]
1651
01:31:41,914 --> 01:31:43,707
- [woman screaming]
- Boys! Come on.
1652
01:31:45,167 --> 01:31:46,960
- [yelling in Russian]
- [screaming]
1653
01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:49,004
[chaotic chatter]
1654
01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:55,886
[man] You call police, we kill your boy.
1655
01:31:56,053 --> 01:31:58,389
Better call your husband instead.
1656
01:32:03,644 --> 01:32:05,437
- [muffled yelling]
- [chatter in Russian]
1657
01:32:08,982 --> 01:32:10,526
[phone ringing]
1658
01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:15,322
- Yeah?
- [Nikita] Jack. I have your son.
1659
01:32:15,489 --> 01:32:17,658
Don't fuck around with me.
1660
01:32:17,825 --> 01:32:20,661
I will call you tonight
with what I want.
1661
01:32:20,828 --> 01:32:25,082
I got it. All right? I'm on my way.
Just don't do anything, all right?
1662
01:32:25,249 --> 01:32:26,834
Good.
1663
01:32:28,127 --> 01:32:30,337
- [sniffing]
- [chatter in Russian]
1664
01:32:37,177 --> 01:32:40,013
- [Buck] What the hell is this?
- This is the boy.
1665
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:41,682
- What?
- This is boy from house.
1666
01:32:41,849 --> 01:32:43,851
- What the hell are you talking about?
- That's not Jack's kid.
1667
01:32:44,017 --> 01:32:46,520
That child is Mexican.
That's Alejandro, the maid's kid.
1668
01:32:46,687 --> 01:32:48,522
What is Mexican?
This is boy from house.
1669
01:32:48,689 --> 01:32:50,607
That's Alejandro! That's Alejandro!
1670
01:32:50,774 --> 01:32:52,192
- Wait.
- That's Alejandro!
1671
01:32:52,359 --> 01:32:53,694
- Wait.
- Hi, Alejandro.
1672
01:32:53,861 --> 01:32:56,697
You say it's not Jack's boy?
1673
01:32:56,864 --> 01:32:59,450
Nikita, do you not understand
the English that we're speaking?
1674
01:32:59,616 --> 01:33:01,660
This is the housekeeper's son.
1675
01:33:01,827 --> 01:33:05,414
His mother is the housekeeper.
This is a Mexican person.
1676
01:33:05,581 --> 01:33:07,624
We are Caucasian people, OK?
1677
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:09,543
You think Jack's gonna
give a shit about this?
1678
01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:11,044
You know, he's gonna call the cops!
1679
01:33:11,211 --> 01:33:14,506
Hey, is it a bag of hammers or a bag
of hair that you have for brains?
1680
01:33:14,673 --> 01:33:16,300
[speaking Russian]
1681
01:33:16,467 --> 01:33:18,051
It's a Mexican!
1682
01:33:19,678 --> 01:33:21,472
It's a Mexican boy.
1683
01:33:21,638 --> 01:33:25,350
- Shut up!
- We gotta get the fuck outta here.
1684
01:33:25,517 --> 01:33:27,186
- Did you send them...
- No, I got a bad feeling.
1685
01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:28,979
Sit the fuck down.
1686
01:33:30,564 --> 01:33:32,691
Sit the fuck down.
1687
01:33:32,858 --> 01:33:34,318
You are not going anywhere.
1688
01:33:34,485 --> 01:33:36,278
Where'd you find these people anyway?
1689
01:33:37,196 --> 01:33:40,240
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
OK, OK, OK! OK, OK!
1690
01:33:40,407 --> 01:33:43,076
I've done this before.
1691
01:33:43,243 --> 01:33:47,039
I know this man. He will pay.
1692
01:33:47,206 --> 01:33:50,125
- OK, OK.
- And if you fuck up...
1693
01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:53,128
...I swear I'll kill you.
1694
01:33:56,924 --> 01:33:58,842
[thunder rumbling]
1695
01:34:30,791 --> 01:34:32,292
You OK, Dad?
1696
01:34:37,881 --> 01:34:39,174
Yeah.
1697
01:34:41,677 --> 01:34:42,928
Come here.
1698
01:34:46,557 --> 01:34:48,267
[thunder crashing]
1699
01:34:57,401 --> 01:35:00,028
[softly]
I need you to do something for me, OK?
1700
01:35:04,491 --> 01:35:05,993
Sure.
1701
01:35:09,079 --> 01:35:11,039
Keep an eye on Mom, all right?
1702
01:35:11,206 --> 01:35:14,793
Got it? She loves you a lot.
1703
01:35:18,672 --> 01:35:19,673
Yes, sir.
1704
01:35:21,967 --> 01:35:23,093
OK.
1705
01:35:25,137 --> 01:35:26,805
OK?
1706
01:35:29,141 --> 01:35:30,976
Good boy.
1707
01:35:35,188 --> 01:35:37,941
I'm gonna get him back, Diana.
1708
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:58,921
[engine starting]
1709
01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:57,145
Why am I not surprised?
1710
01:36:58,188 --> 01:37:00,273
[Jerry]
Because, Jack, you're a very smart man.
1711
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:03,026
You've also always been
a very lucky man,
1712
01:37:03,193 --> 01:37:06,446
but, alas, your luck seems
to have run out on you.
1713
01:37:06,613 --> 01:37:08,699
I assume that's the money?
1714
01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:10,492
Let's focus on why we're here.
1715
01:37:10,659 --> 01:37:12,911
You're not gonna get shit from me
until I know the kid is safe.
1716
01:37:13,078 --> 01:37:15,414
Jack, we're not animals here. Of course.
1717
01:37:15,580 --> 01:37:16,832
And this'll make you happy.
1718
01:37:16,999 --> 01:37:19,459
That money's not going to me,
it's going to him.
1719
01:37:23,672 --> 01:37:25,966
Hey, buddy.
1720
01:37:28,719 --> 01:37:32,222
You all right? You sure? OK.
1721
01:37:34,307 --> 01:37:35,642
Let's go, all right?
1722
01:37:37,227 --> 01:37:38,645
[Nikita speaking Russian]
1723
01:37:40,230 --> 01:37:41,231
Can he go now?
1724
01:37:42,816 --> 01:37:45,110
- Yeah, sure.
- Alejandro, just take a left.
1725
01:37:45,277 --> 01:37:47,154
Go down the hall.
1726
01:37:47,696 --> 01:37:48,697
[gasping]
1727
01:37:50,157 --> 01:37:51,783
Thank you for not hurting him.
1728
01:37:55,328 --> 01:37:59,207
- Why did you kill Ivan?
- I didn't kill anybody.
1729
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,002
All right?
I promise, it was an accident.
1730
01:38:02,169 --> 01:38:03,336
You can ask them. They were there.
1731
01:38:03,503 --> 01:38:05,005
No, no, no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1732
01:38:05,172 --> 01:38:06,923
We had nothing
to do with that, Nikita.
1733
01:38:07,090 --> 01:38:09,426
- It was James, his bodyguard...
- He threatened my family.
1734
01:38:09,593 --> 01:38:11,428
It wasn't supposed
to go down that way, Nikita.
1735
01:38:11,595 --> 01:38:14,431
I know he was your nephew,
and this might not mean much,
1736
01:38:14,598 --> 01:38:17,934
but, look, I'm very sorry...
[grunting]
1737
01:38:18,101 --> 01:38:21,271
Easy there, we don't want him
signing contracts under duress.
1738
01:38:22,522 --> 01:38:25,192
Jack, there's really no need
for long conversation here.
1739
01:38:25,358 --> 01:38:28,695
I mean, you got the kid back, so why
don't you just sign these papers
1740
01:38:28,862 --> 01:38:30,572
and we're through.
1741
01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:33,617
What am I supposed to sign?
1742
01:38:33,784 --> 01:38:35,619
Every line that's
got your name next to it.
1743
01:38:35,786 --> 01:38:39,539
See, that'll certify that the
business now belongs to Nikita,
1744
01:38:39,706 --> 01:38:41,291
myself and the boys.
1745
01:38:42,209 --> 01:38:44,961
So with pen in hand,
would you like to write?
1746
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:48,548
Nice.
1747
01:39:07,484 --> 01:39:09,569
Get out... now.
1748
01:39:11,154 --> 01:39:14,324
What am I supposed to do?
I mean, I can't go back in time.
1749
01:39:17,244 --> 01:39:19,246
- Jerry?
- [Jerry] Huh?
1750
01:39:21,331 --> 01:39:23,250
Can I backdate this to last year,
1751
01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:27,671
so I don't get screwed paying a bunch
of taxes on money I don't even have?
1752
01:39:27,838 --> 01:39:29,589
What did... what did you ask?
1753
01:39:29,756 --> 01:39:31,591
May I backdate this?
1754
01:39:35,053 --> 01:39:36,555
Um...
1755
01:39:37,973 --> 01:39:41,434
Yeah, sure. I don't see what
difference it fuckin' makes.
1756
01:39:42,269 --> 01:39:44,396
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
1757
01:39:54,948 --> 01:39:56,950
[Jerry] You know, Jack, this is great.
1758
01:39:57,117 --> 01:40:01,288
I mean, straight up fuckin' great.
1759
01:40:02,414 --> 01:40:03,623
I've been waitin'...
1760
01:40:06,042 --> 01:40:07,794
- A long time I've been waiting...
- [silencer shot]
1761
01:40:07,961 --> 01:40:09,296
[Jerry gasping]
1762
01:40:10,547 --> 01:40:12,549
[grunting, wheezing]
1763
01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:18,388
You think you're
so fuckin' cute cutting me out.
1764
01:40:19,139 --> 01:40:20,807
Well, now you got shit.
1765
01:40:25,729 --> 01:40:27,397
[wheezing, rasping]
1766
01:40:38,325 --> 01:40:41,578
A piece of shit like that
couldn't be trusted.
1767
01:40:41,745 --> 01:40:43,663
No, no, no, no more killing.
1768
01:40:43,830 --> 01:40:46,374
- Come on, respectfully, please...
- Sit down.
1769
01:40:50,170 --> 01:40:55,217
One has to be careful
when he choose his partners...
1770
01:40:56,593 --> 01:40:58,303
...Mr. Harris.
1771
01:40:58,470 --> 01:41:01,681
You make good things for us
all these years.
1772
01:41:01,848 --> 01:41:06,353
Sometimes business
is more important than family.
1773
01:41:09,648 --> 01:41:11,191
Now, get out.
1774
01:41:19,324 --> 01:41:20,450
Clean up that mess.
1775
01:41:21,493 --> 01:41:23,745
[choral music playing]
1776
01:41:40,136 --> 01:41:41,096
[siren wailing]
1777
01:41:41,263 --> 01:41:43,640
So then Jack forced us to go
with him to dump the body.
1778
01:41:43,807 --> 01:41:45,976
Yeah, then he said if we
told anybody, he'd kill us.
1779
01:41:54,025 --> 01:41:55,568
[man] Where did you dump the body?
1780
01:41:57,070 --> 01:41:59,406
Told you before, in the ocean.
1781
01:41:59,572 --> 01:42:02,242
Jack dumped the body in the ocean.
The ocean's the ocean.
1782
01:42:02,409 --> 01:42:04,494
[chuckles] The ocean's the ocean, huh?
1783
01:42:04,661 --> 01:42:05,745
Yeah, asshole.
1784
01:42:05,912 --> 01:42:08,873
[up-tempo song plays]
1785
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:10,959
Alejandro! [gasping]
1786
01:42:11,668 --> 01:42:14,170
[woman weeping, speaking Spanish]
1787
01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:22,887
- Where the fuck is my lawyer?
- Let's focus on why we're here,
1788
01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:25,473
'cause we're not here to talk about
dumped bodies and alleged murders.
1789
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:27,100
We're here to talk about
child pornography.
1790
01:42:27,267 --> 01:42:29,269
Jack was just as much
a part of that as we were.
1791
01:42:29,436 --> 01:42:31,187
- Just as much as you?
- Absolutely.
1792
01:42:31,354 --> 01:42:33,273
- He's OK.
- [weeping]
1793
01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:34,858
[Diana sighing]
1794
01:42:35,608 --> 01:42:38,778
We have a contract that Jack signed
selling his shares of the company
1795
01:42:38,945 --> 01:42:40,947
six months prior
to the Denny Z business,
1796
01:42:41,114 --> 01:42:43,742
but it's nice to know there's no
dispute regarding your involvement.
1797
01:42:43,908 --> 01:42:45,618
So thanks for that.
1798
01:42:46,369 --> 01:42:48,830
Come on, let's get you inside.